I am in such deep trouble when my girlfriend gets home because......?!
Question: You have eaten her easter Egg.You naughty Boy.lol
Answers: You have eaten her easter Egg.You naughty Boy.lol
I don't really have a girlfriend?
you forgot to buy her an Easter Egg???
I slept with her sister, then to top it off I slept with her brother
I didn't mow the lawn.
I put holes in her favourite silk knickers
you've been wearing her underwear again and stretched them
no hun , thats NOT your girlfriend but a blow up doll!
You did that thing with the vacuum cleaner again?
....you spray-painted the walls bright lemon yellow?
i broke her fav vase
I slept with her best friend in our bed :(
You had your mates round and they have trashed the place? You haven't done any of the dishes or hoovering you promised? You took her credit/debit card and withdrew all her savings so you could go drinking with your mates? You had fantastic sex with her best friend when you were drunk and couldn't believe it when you woke up beside this babe? I give up! What?
I stole her credit card, and cleaned out her bank accounts?????
Ohhh, not funny..
she'll find out that i'm a girl.
you just slept with her best friend and now shes refusing to leave your bed.
I pushed her mom down a well.
because you banged yo mother
I don't have a girlfriend because I am a girl.