STAR if these jokes are funny!! (about BLONDES)..=)?!
Question: 1. A blonde was walking her dogs when a man walking in the opposite direction says "oh my, you have such beautiful dogs.. what are their names?"
The blonde replies "Well, the taller one is Timex and the shorter one is Rolex."
The man responds "Huh.. that's interesting.. why did you name them such names?"
The blonde sighs and shakes her head "Everyone keeps asking me the same thing... duhh, what else can you name your watch dogs??"
Three blondes are in an elevator when the elevator suddenly stops and the lights go out. They try using their cell phones to get help, but have no luck. Even the phones are out.
After a few hours of being stuck with no help in sight, one blonde says to the others "I think the best way to call for help is by yelling together."
The others agree with the first, so they all inhale deeply and begin to yell loudly "Together, together, together."
Hope you thought they were funny!
Star the interseting button if you liked it! thxs
Answers: 1. A blonde was walking her dogs when a man walking in the opposite direction says "oh my, you have such beautiful dogs.. what are their names?"
The blonde replies "Well, the taller one is Timex and the shorter one is Rolex."
The man responds "Huh.. that's interesting.. why did you name them such names?"
The blonde sighs and shakes her head "Everyone keeps asking me the same thing... duhh, what else can you name your watch dogs??"
Three blondes are in an elevator when the elevator suddenly stops and the lights go out. They try using their cell phones to get help, but have no luck. Even the phones are out.
After a few hours of being stuck with no help in sight, one blonde says to the others "I think the best way to call for help is by yelling together."
The others agree with the first, so they all inhale deeply and begin to yell loudly "Together, together, together."
Hope you thought they were funny!
Star the interseting button if you liked it! thxs
love it....star for you
i didnt like the 1st one
The second one was alright
good one!!!!
i liked the 2nd one =]
Iz alright.
That's halariuos!!!!! I love those!
1st one made me smile
second made me laugh
like the watch dogs, good one!
haha
haha they wer both really good i liked the 2nd one
Yeah, I liked them both but especially the second one. Did you make them up on the spot? They're not that bad!
your jokes suck you're not funny, you alpaca, youiiiii
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Okay, you get a star. Very funny. And believe it or not, jokes I've never heard. Good job
So a blonde cop pulls over another blonde for speeding. She asks for picture ID, but the speeder doesn't have her driver's license on her. The blonde cop asks if she has ANYTHING with a picture. The speeder paws through her purse and finally produces her compact. She opens it, looks in the mirror and says "Here. Here's a picture." Hands it to the cop.
She looks at the mirror and says, "Well, had I known you were another officer, I wouldn't have stopped you."
Ok , do the dogs litterally have little watch hands and numbers and such?? I would really like to know.
I guess yelling " TOGETHER " over and over might work anyway even though it is stupid.
All in all not too bad.