When your spouse calls to complain about things you dont care about.. ?!


Question: then drops it that she wants to move closer to HER PARENTS wtf do you do?

helppppp

funny answers are welcome, i need to be cheered up - but seriously i cant do that.


Answers: then drops it that she wants to move closer to HER PARENTS wtf do you do?

helppppp

funny answers are welcome, i need to be cheered up - but seriously i cant do that.

Don't you ever make the fake crunchy noise, like the phone line is bad? Or say that you are trying to help a friend right now and can't talk because this person REALLY needs to know how attractive they are on a scale of 1 to 10? I just emailed someone at the exact same time they were emailing me, so that means I might be pregnant, and this is no time for her to be so damn selfish!!!

We can both be stay at home mommies... I'll cook and clean, you can get your butt kicked by a 1 & 5 yr old, and we'll earn a living off the webcam at night. Deal? Report It


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    you will need to buy back your guns, those people are lunatics

    pitch a fit like a small child and throw things for emphasis

    I'm sorry hun, looks like you two need to talk, whats wrong with moving closer to the inlaws anyway?!

    i have a problem with reading my email while people talk to me on the phone. i don't hear anything they say, i just agree and laugh when they laugh.

    i'm so rude

    Lower the lights... crawl into bed.... strip off the panties...

    Start dreaming about me...

    Let your fingers do the walking....

    Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..........

    much better!

    I never really get that far in the conversation. If I don't care about it, I tune it out pretty quick.

    Go ahead and move. Then change the locks, paint all your windows pink, and plant a few Triffids in the neighbourhood.

    Mention how that might ruin the marriage, or result in some missing parents soon after the move.

    Depends on HOW close to her parents she wants to be. We are about 8 miles from my in-laws and boy, that is close enough!

    Remember in Pulp Fiction when she overdosed and John Travolta was calling ole dude - "Prank Caller Prank Caller" - do that. Say the word and I'm on my way though Precious. ?

    Stuff a giant, bulging carrot in her mouth.
    That should quiet her up for awhile.
    Oops!

    Is this the in-law that wanted to beat you up? I can see your point.

    Start slipping Lithium in with their morning Oatmeal. They will more than likely not come over to your house.

    give her a quarter and tell her to call someone who cares....then get naked...

    good luck

    Tell her if you have to move closer your going to start doing ME!

    ;)

    A relationship is a partnership. Compromises must be allowable or there is no basis.

    So..tell her you are willing to move closer, but only if you are going to bury them. Even offer to take care of 'the arrangements' if necessary. I am sure someone here knows someone who knows someone...
    ;)

    tell her you want to move to the chicago area.

    tell her your b!tchy friend in Texas said HeII no. Holly said NO! No parents. You can have my mom. Please take my mom.

    it's either Mama or me Babe. Say it nice and gentle like.
    But mean it.



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