What's the most ridiculous thing you've ever been falsely accused of?!
Question: I'm sure we've all been accused of some ridiculous things in the past... Go on, share!
Answers: I'm sure we've all been accused of some ridiculous things in the past... Go on, share!
wearing my sisters t-shirt... when in fact she was so drunk she didnt realise she actually had IT ON!!! durrrrrr
Murder. Several times. On here. Everybody seems to think I've murdered a certain other Father.
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I mean, would I really?
RAPING MYSELF!!!
taking a bite out of a slice of toast
Working too hard.
cheating on my high school gf w/ a teacher...that was some funny shyt
Being gay just because I dress nicely.
being smelly!
emptying the shampoo bottle.....
Sleeping with my mum's boyfriend.
And when i stayed at my dad's i was accussed of putting chocolate in my little bro's potty
eating a whole loaf of bread. lol! how can I eat a whole loaf of bread?
There was a rumor that I sold drugs in high school.
i was accused of stealing an old cell phone from 1990 from my sisters friend just cause she asked me to carry it!
why would i want it when i have a new LG chocolate slide!!
haha were not friends with that girl anymore..
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Lieing that my best friends fingered eachother
WHY WOULD I MAKE THAT UP?
lol
Being a lesbian just because I never dated anyone before or had a boyfriend up until 12th grade. ~_~ that was bad. And I am not against lesbians.
..that i was noisy in the class even if it was really my seatmate who kept on talking and talking. the teacher made me stand up in front of the class 'till the subject's over, i fought back but i didn't win. i was a little kid then :(
answering some of these questions
having said "honest to God" when I only said "honestly" or something like that
Stealing animals when i was 14
Mind you, it was true - i used to go around taking animals and bringing them back home.
Spearing one of my moms pond fish. It was so obvious that it was the cat. I ended up crying I was that upset, then FINALLY she believed me.
Champagne: LMAO!!!! You're a cat burglar!!
When my mum goes to get wear her boots and can't find them, she blames me saying "You've taken my boots and not put them back!"
It's like, WHY would I?
Eating the oreos out of the microwave
My neighbours accuse me and my husband of all sorts of things ALL the time. They left a washing machine on their driveway and two men came along in a Volvo estate and put it in the back of the car. This was all arranged by my neighbour but he thinks he can be funny. He's not!! So now we have consulted a solicitor to get them to stop their false allegations.
Cheating on my good looking girlfriend with one of my ugly neighbours.
...falsely accussed of being a lesbian - and - all the time!
stabbing MYSELF in the shoulder.
No, honestly. Apparently I was talented enough to reach around behind myself and get me 3 times. Bad enough to get stitches. I am SOOOOO talented!
But this was from some crazy ex of mine and he had a paranoid drug problem. But when I was attacked I gave myself a black eye and busted lip as well....
Hell yeah, Top THAT!
not me, but my friend went over her other friends house and the mother accused her of stealing the bar of soap from the bathroom LOL where would she hide a slimy bar of soap? The mom made her dump her bag on the flor in her quest to find it :P
that i had slept with alot of my friends because they where guys and we partied together ... ive always gotten along better with guys as friends
cheating on someone I never dated
I was accused a few years back of being naked in the local pub and dancing on the bar!!!!!! Best part was i wasnt even in the pub that night and neither were my friends. I still for the life of me cant work out where this had come from, i just find it so funny now that either someone went to the bother of making this up or that there actually was someone dancing naked on the bar in a quiet little village pub!!
My mother went to the states and upon her return i went to visit her, She accused me of breaking into her house and stealing a can of soup. I couldn't believe it as i was pleased to see her - yet here she was accusing my of sleeping in her bed and stealing a can of soup!
....Incidentally...the windows were still locked and cable-tied and there was no sign of a break-in.
As i walked back home, my sister walked with me. On the way she told me that it was her and her boyfriend who'd done it - using the key that my mother gave her to keep an eye on the house. This of-course didn't occur to my beloved mother.
She still thinks that i did it to this day 25 years later, because i refuse to grass-up my sister to such a petty woman ;)