What would you do if someone slapped you in the face with a porkchop?!

Question: Cooked, or rare? Because raw pork is no laughing matter.

Answers: Cooked, or rare? Because raw pork is no laughing matter.

I'd slap them back with fish

grab it
cook it
eat it

wat kind of question is that!!!! lol

Spank her on the butt with a Porterhouse.

Then go out for dessert ; together.

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