What is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you?!
Question: *puts on my doctor glasses, gets out a pad and pencil and listens with great interest*
Answers: *puts on my doctor glasses, gets out a pad and pencil and listens with great interest*
I went to an interview. Whilst waiting I Quickly ran into the toilet for a bog. To my horror there was no toilet paper. So I used my hankerchief. When I flushed I blocked the bowl and it overflowed leaving an almighty stench that'll outlast religion. A man walked straight in, and I walked straight out with my best poker face.
Sat for the interview. The man that walked in after me was one of the interviewers. Didn't get the job.
hugh hefner caught me in his garden.
where to start...... my life is a series of embarrassing moments
i was running up the stairs at my school trying not to be late. i had a starbucks in my hand. i tripped. i fell and my starbucks smashed against the stairs. and then all over my face. hahhaaa
Two stories.
One in 5th grade, my friend (who I liked) Taylor was swinging on the bus stop, and instead of saying, you look like a stripper when you do that, I said, in front of everyone 'Can you act like a stripper?'. That was terrible but funny.
Second time, in 8th grade, I tried to jump over my desk in front of half my GT class(luckily half were getting ready for a pep rally) and tripped and slammed into a cabinet and fell on the floor. One of those loud, metal cabinets too.
I had my first job at a fast food restaurant in the mall and one day this really, really cute guy walked in and came up to me to place his order. After he ordered, I gave him his food and I was supposed to ask him if he wanted any condiments. Well, when I'm nervous, I tend to blurt out really stupid stuff. So, I bet you can guess what I ended up saying... Yep.
"Would you like any CONDOMS?"
He just stared at me for a minute. That was hands down, the awkwardest moment of my life! But, then all of a sudden he just burst out laughing and was like "They give those away with the food? Damn.. I'll have to come back here more often!"
Then the whole time he was eating he just stared and smiled at me. I wanted to die!
I was having my period at school...
And we have to wear uniforms. I never thought that I would have an issue like this because I figured I could fix it in time, that it would never get through my skirt and shorts but one day I got up after class and there was blood all over my skirt. My friends were like, "What's on your skirt??" And "What did you do??" so like everyone looked up... I had to wait for my mom to pick me up because I only had one skirt so she had to explain to all of my teachers.
lol, i answered this yesterday i think, well it was in school i got out of class and walked to my next class and some girl came up to me and told me i was stained and that i had been walking like that since i got out of class.
i was at a meeting and i was wearing a long skirt. i knelt down 2 get a book, and this guy accidentally steps on my skirt when im kneeling down and i didnt notice. when i got up my skirt fell down and everyone saw my victoria secret undies
I was in a show choir in college...we were touring down to Florida and stopped to perform at some town along the way. I was singing and dancing and noticing people looking at me and smiling. I was thinking "I am so HOT right now...they LOVE me". When I looked down later in the performance...I noticed my fly was down. Great!!
Threw a sour skittle at an old fat ladys van, and then she bitched me out infront of everyone. Walked in the boys bathroom at a Wal-Mart. Banged on my crushes window at night, then took off when the light flickered on, and fell in the mud.
I once barfed over the edge of an above ground pool at a party and the person whose house it was, their dog came by and ate my barf while we all watched.
volleyball SMACK right on the HEAD LOL
Jonathan :)
Lost my bikini at a public pool when I was in high school. It was new, and tied in back and around the neck. some of my guy friends planned it. It was 4th of july, and the pool was packed. There was a group of something like 10 of us there together, and we were all messing around over by our chairs. One guy stood behind me and grabbed onto the string ties on my top and just held them. Two other guys were messing with me and grabbed my arms and pulled me forward, so the top came untied and just kind of slipped off. Then the two guys dragged me over to the pool and threw me in the water topless. About 50 people saw me, including all of my guy friends, and they ran away with my top. I covered up with my arms and ran into the locker room. It took the other girls we were there with about 5 minutes to get my top back. Everyone thought it was really funny except for me.
Looking back, I guess it was kind of funny, but I was mortified. I couldn't get over the fact that all of my guy friends had seen me topless. I didn't care as much about the strangers.
a boy that i had a crush on flat out said "no" when he landed on me in a game of spin the bottle *blushes* he kissed all of the other girls tho!!
I said really mean things to you and I hate myself for it, you won’t forgive me for it, and I deserve it..