Isn't this a funny joke?!
Question: Guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up
his check. He marched straight up to the counter and said,
"Hi, you know I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful young daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, and he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips and you will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. Oh and the salary is $200,000 a
year."
The guy, wide-eyed, said, "You're bullsht*ting me!"
The social worker said, "Yeah, well you started it!"
Answers: Guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up
his check. He marched straight up to the counter and said,
"Hi, you know I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful young daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, and he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips and you will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. Oh and the salary is $200,000 a
year."
The guy, wide-eyed, said, "You're bullsht*ting me!"
The social worker said, "Yeah, well you started it!"
funny.
#1 is a point whore. Thumbs down!!!!!
love it
i like it
haha
Good one!
roflmaoooooooooooooooooooooo. ?
that is weird
Lol. Good one.
Very good, Karen. Here, have a star and a kiss on the cheek. No, not the lower one, silly.
lol thats pretty funny :]
Being unemployed for the last 3 months, I don't find that terribly funny. I really would be much happier working than collecting unemployment (that's NOT just B.S.).
Oh my GAWD, that was a good one
It's pretty good.
I think i get it...?
Oh well, it made me giggle to myself.
it was a good one
good one! I could just see somone making this statement.
Yeah, that's pretty funny.
How do you get an emo down from a tree?
Cut the rope!
You started it... XD
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LMAO! Good one!
does that job come with health benefits? that what i need. i guess that first girl can't read all of those big words.
lol
It's simpson funny not chapelle funny
OMG! That was great! lol..... I like that.... it's funni. Really good!
It is an oldie but goldie.
meh, not a horrible joke, but not the best ever
Kinda
Hahah, it's alright
nice, i was expecting him to say "No I'll wait for the next opening...in the meantime, I'll just come and get my checks"
haha good one. star for you *
idk. i cant be asked to read it. i just wanted 2 points.
NO.
not funnt, didnt laugh at all!