Does the Easter Bunny hate us?!
Question: I got a good laugh with this...wanted to share.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcrg0B_yJ...
Answers: I got a good laugh with this...wanted to share.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcrg0B_yJ...
he must...he leaves poop all over my yard
haha too funny
but seriously - people have way too much time on their hands!
HAHAHAHA...I swear officer Peter Cottontail whooped my @ss!
I resurrect this joke every Easter (excuse the pun)....
Three men die and go to heaven, St. Peter says you cannot come into heaven until you tell me the true meaning of heaven! The first man says, I know, I know, that’s when you put a tree in your house and hang ornaments on it and put presents under it, NO YOU MORON, St. Peter says, go sit over there, 2nd man says, I know, that’s where you shoot off firecracker, rockets and you wave the flag, NO YOU BIG DUMMY, go sit with the other idiot! Third man says, well that’s when Jesus woke from the dead, rolled the stone out of the way, STOP!, says St. Peter, you two dummies come here and listen to this guy, he knows what he his talking about, OK, now finish your story. Well like I said Jesus woke from the dead, rolled the stone out of the way, went outside, didn’t see his shadow, and went back inside for six more weeks!!