Poll - How would you declare war?!
Question: 1 2 3 4 I declare a thumb war.
Answers: 1 2 3 4 I declare a thumb war.
through a text message
i don't...
with cards
WAR IS GAY
PEACE ANDS LOVE
thats all we need,man
1, 2, 3, 4, I declare a thumb war...
that's as far as I would go to declare war..unless I was playing cards...
I would ask Congress
I steal there country's royal cookie jar!
I wouldn't. I'd just start blowing stuff up. Why mess up the element of surprise?
By calling uo my enemy,making fun of his mother,accusing him of having carnal knowledge with a goat,and pretending he has nonexistent weapons that could kill us all,you know,like how George Bush did it.
Tell the people there are weapons of mass destruction hidden in a foreign country! Well it worked once people are so gullible it could work again! D@M I hope I'm wrong! ?
I wouldn't declare a war.
I would write it in code, then declare a pre-emptive peace.
I would have them before the bearucrats could decipher the code. lol.
By drawing my sword...I haven't done it in a long time...
I'd stand in front of Wal-Mart, naked... with war paint on my face, singing "We Shall Overcome" while holding a sign saying "I declare WAR on high prices"
screaming its war baby
go to the UN and tell a bunch of lies.
"Good evening, my fellow Americans.....The Greedy among us are succeeding in destroying the nation. Therefore, I am declaring war. My first action will be to give the excess oil profits back to the people, starting with the prices at the pumps. I have decided it is better for a majority of the people of a country to be content and happy, not just the few. We can all go back to enjoying our families, our parks, the sights and wonders and beauty of our magnificent country. We can be productive once again, and the truck-drivers can proudly criss-cross the nation to bring you your food and clothing and other necessities at prices we can afford. The Summer of 2008 will go down in the history books as the Year of Great Decision.
This declaration of war against the Greed-mongers is a decisive moment. And you can thank me, but I prefer not to take the credit. The people have spoken, and it is the ONLY (shaking fist for emphasis) thing, the OBVIOUS thing to do.
Thank you for tuning in this evening, my fellow Americans. Now, I think there's still enough of the evening left to go retire to the back porch, smoke a good stogie, and slosh back some tasty green beer! (Smiles and winks)
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War, uh...what is it good for, absolutely nothin' say it again!
Good God ya'll!
I wouldn't!