Vent Survey: Which way would you choose to tell someone off?!
Question: Not us of couse.
1. Get the ef out of here.
2. You are a stupid, stupid person.
3. I don't care for you. Please go.
4. You $%^$ing *!@$# son of a ($#%^!
5. You're a jerk.
6. Get a life.
7. Get a clue.
8. Go yahoo yourself.
9. Stick this where the sun don't shine.
10. ___________________
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Answers: Not us of couse.
1. Get the ef out of here.
2. You are a stupid, stupid person.
3. I don't care for you. Please go.
4. You $%^$ing *!@$# son of a ($#%^!
5. You're a jerk.
6. Get a life.
7. Get a clue.
8. Go yahoo yourself.
9. Stick this where the sun don't shine.
10. ___________________
FYI Survey results (sic) will be used stritctly for marketing research and, in addition, just so you know, this research is for good puposes, not bad ones. Or evil ones.
No. 8 has a certain charm about it.
4. You $%^$ing *!@$# son of a ($#%^!
number 1
Numba 4
hehehe #4
how bout "go f urself"
10. You're a f---ing a**hole!
5, 6, or 7 would be more my style.
In extreme situations, #4.
i guess it depends on how pissed i am.
but most likely,
YOU $%^$ING *!@$# SON OF A ($#&^!
10. a chuck norris roundhouse kick to the face.
(why use words, when u can use this easy method)
5
Probably number 4.
In an appropriate manner for the crime committed.
Insult me, 2,3,5,6
Insult a friend, 1,4,5,6
3. i don't care for you
youre nobody ! people care more about cockroaches than you.....
go get a life and while your at it get out of mine
10. Why don't you go pull that last tooth?
10
You're worthless, dumb, and failing life. Face it: you suck!!
#4
Kiss My Shiny High-Yellow @ss!
Just bite me!
5, then 1 and 4.
nember 4 or 1
Some combination of 2, 1, 5, 6, 7 and 10...
10. don't close your eyes tonight- I will sneak through your bedroom window and pee up your nose.
It would depend on the situation, but most likely, it would be either 1) "Get the F___ Outta Here." 2) "You are a stupid, stupid *Stupid* Person." (mixed with the attitude of 7) ) or 9) "Stick This Where the Sun Don't Shine".
Of course my version of 9) is more involved: Put this in a baked *potato*, cook it at 350 for 20 minutes, then stick *that* up your potato chute, *sideways*, tin foil and all.
And I'm not a *real* big fan of open, public displays of vulgarity...so if I were ever pushed hard enough to do 4), I'd more likely go quiet, wait until nobody's looking....
And then slap a front headlock on the offending party, socking the person in the gut a few times. Maybe get some *liver shots* in before I let go. ^_^
Just saying. ^_^ Have a star!
I'm going with #5, with a twist:
You're a jerkwad.
I said JERKWAD!
# 8 cuz it works in so many situations
10. My footmen arrive at their door with an embossed invitation to dinner.
They are escorted to the waiting carriage.
They arrive here at the castle.
They are treated to a lovely dinner, I hear their side of the story.
I call in my axe man...."Off with their heads!"
(((Knock, knock)))
I hope you're dressed for dinner...that will be my foot men at your door.
LOL