i wish i had teeth again, hate hang nails..
HUH??
Texting my drunken co-workers.
JAPAN!
now its chicken nuggets.
What am I going to do with my life?
A very special friend that has come into my life. Thank God!
what kind of ice cream is my dad gonna get me?
*(i have a sore throat)*
I like to cuddle with cheese.
I can't believe that I am on YA once again.
bongo.
lol
idk.
...I dunno how it got there, but you better getcher sister's head outta the toilet before I crack yo' *** the other way!
I wish I had a toothpick around here, I've been eating way to many cookies and some pieces are stuck between my teeth.
I feel like chicken! :)
nothing random really
i ate a bannana two months ago and i dind't like it cause it was green
why is the speaker spelled with the letters "S","P","E","A","K","R"...
I won't stand in line, not even for you.
i have to pee.
Where did carpet come from?
Please help me.
i have to much to do, i need to get off of here
i have gas
Is it too early to start drinking?
Chattanooga!!!!!!
Cashew.
Gesundheit.
what is the point of hiccups?
gosh, it's 2AM already..
Ice cream. How did they come up with Ice cream? most things are discovered by accident. did they just accidently mix a bunch of things together and freeze them in a constantly moving freezer? WTF?
whats that burning smell ?