How can I educate my friend on how to......?!
Question: talk in southern slang?
I asked her what possum food was and she thought it was roadkill battered in egg, flour, salt&pepper, and grilled!
but its persimmons!
how can i show up her fancy GED with some southern intellect?
Answers: talk in southern slang?
I asked her what possum food was and she thought it was roadkill battered in egg, flour, salt&pepper, and grilled!
but its persimmons!
how can i show up her fancy GED with some southern intellect?
well, first of all...you need to go get at least 6 lbs of crawfish. and a 12 pack of budlight. and if she does not drink man beer, then get her whatever, some clear beer or something. and get her drunk, make her eat a bunch of crawfish. and make her peel her own. that's how ya break her in. then you need to take her down to new orleans, and laugh at her attempts to pronounce the street signs. like Tchopitoulas street. after all this, she will know that you are the man of the south. The Man. and then she will listen to you and understand that you are right, always.
fancy.......ged........id say let her watch southern movies
Challenge her to a spelling contest after you have both consumed a sixer of Bud Tallboys.
This must be a frickin' joke...I would say write her a book, but i don't think that is going to be possible for you.
Sounds like she needs to do an internship. I have a position open if she's interested....
Take her snipe hunting.
Works every time.