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Question: was sitting at the table next to yours, reeking of patchouli, farting and grunting as she ate, would you have ordered the apple or grape juice?

Answers: was sitting at the table next to yours, reeking of patchouli, farting and grunting as she ate, would you have ordered the apple or grape juice?
When was I at the same resturant as you darlin....? I missed you...I was grunting so much cause of all the bacon i had ate...dang excuse me...did my grease farts smell that bad...?


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    • oh jesus. i'd rather redrink stomach bile.
    puke !!!
    I would have ordered it to go while crying uncontrollably.

    Oh. Ummmmm, grape juice.
    i would say apple juice to make her stop
    Id have ordered a can of room deodoriser :)
    Grape...... it stains more as it's spewing out of your nostrils.

    Morning sexy!
    I would've ordered nothing. How could you ever keep your appetite!
    grape juice. then i would sneeze in her direction and sling it all on her on "accident"
    Prune juice...Just to give it to her, I'd have fatty afraid to fart in no time!
    grape juice has a stronger smell - maybe even to cover up her stench with

    and make sure to get a side of beans so you can join her in the farting
    grape juice, of course. it's nice and acidic.
    Why am i hard?
    I think the more appropriate question here would be "where would you spray your vomit?" lol
    apple... cause it is stronger smelling to hide the stench!!
    Okay, the patchouli....hmmm...I'd ask if she had a "stash", we'd go out back, puff, come back in and fart, laugh, eat and have a great time!!
    Id just get a doggie bag and goooooooooooooooooooooooo
    Neither...I'd have gone straight to the vodka
    grape juice, did you have fun taking your mom out to breakfast?
    that is just my sister she takes a bath on saturday

    apple
    Yoohoo!!! Sorry....got the basketball sh!ts this morning....keeps dribbling and dribbling.

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