What's the longest you've ever sat on the pot and why?!


Question: I'm talking commode, toilet, not marijuana folks... (Or PEEPS, or what-ever..) How long has your butt been on the seat...?
We're talkin' serious "Toilet polio" here.....


Answers: I'm talking commode, toilet, not marijuana folks... (Or PEEPS, or what-ever..) How long has your butt been on the seat...?
We're talkin' serious "Toilet polio" here.....

Definitely not as long as the woman who had been on hers for 30 days and her muscles and skin had grown around the toilet seat and they had to take the toilet seat off and take it to the hospital in order to get her help!!! No, this is not a joke it is the truth!! She had some type of disorder and she trapped herself in the bathroom for 2 years and wouldn't leave. Her boyfriend finally called for help after she was physically stuck on the toilet for over 30 days!!!! It was on the news!!!! HELP!!!!!

20 minutes

..i was reading ...TIME...

a while i tend to sleep there alot.

i aint tellin'

2 hours on a saturday night. I was seriously trying to make it to SNL, but I couldn't go and missed it. That hasn't happened since, thank goodness.

LOL maybe an hour cuz i was reading something good....

I'm guessing here because I don't normally time myself but it was a looooooong time, maybe an hour because I started reading a book and "forgot" what I was doing.

about thirty minutes or more...my stomach really aches because i have loose bowel movement...gosh it just keep spurting off my butt...it was so horrible! but after i took a tablet for it, i felt ok

8 hours, at a friends house I fell asleep, and since my pants were down, no one wanted to go in and wake me up.

Kinda embarrassing, but we're all good friends, so it was cool.

i was thinking...hmmm can i get a phone line in their for my computer? OUCH

1hr-1hr 1/2

Upset stomach.

Poop questions are almost always funny.
To answer your question though, I'd say twenty-minutes, but I don't want to say why. Yaaaaaaaacccckkkk!!!!

Fell asleep

well... i'll be completely honest.

i kinda had "explosive" diarhea at 4 in the morning when i was 12.

yuckers, bad memories. i was probably on the toilet for an hour or 2.

I don't know but it was because I was doing my homework.!

1 hr severe constipation

2 years i was that lady on the news

no more than 30/40 minutes.. i think.. sometimes its hard to push everything out..

You won't believe me. So why bother.

...

Oh... heck! Might as well.

I decided to call the president of the United States of America. Oh, Sure. My friends warned me he'd be busy with some gal named "Monica" but GOLLY, DOLLY! I was SOOOO Bored!

So, I just wandered off to the most comfiest spot in the (then 'Phone-reachable') universe... which was, of course (being a college dweeb) my next-door neighbor's john.

So, Mr. Telephone and I (and a very large copy of the D.C. Yellow Pages) had a long talk about how to do this thing. We argued...and then fought. The pages won.

So, being utterly defeated, I conducted the entire conversation with Mr. Bill - now, dig it...my hiney and legs were over the tank and my (wired) phone was held affixed to my ear - swirling listless beneath the tide.

All I remember (there may have been beer involved, here) is the voice of some dude named "dollar general" insisting that I speak in the absence of swirling water. Dang presidents!

...

LOL. You must be bored. :) I don't ever spend too much time. 15-20 min max. That's just means I'm going to be coming back soon.



The answer content post by the user, if contains the copyright content please contact us, we will immediately remove it.
Copyright © 2007 enter-qa.com -   Contact us

Entertainment Categories