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Question: if you had a blue ball in one hand and a blue ball in the other, you would have Papa Smurf's divided attention!


Answers: if you had a blue ball in one hand and a blue ball in the other, you would have Papa Smurf's divided attention!

guys suck

I'm not wearing underwear.

UUUUUM i like beer lol.

When you lick a stamp, you're actually eating 1/10 of a calorie.

Wow spelled backwards is 'wow'~

tomatoes are a fruit

Rosie the Robot was Jane Jetson's evil twin.

I make and collect sock monkeys

I'm crazy about Michael Crawford.

Tequila makes the clothes fall off

It's 19 degrees f in Montreal, QC.

I'm doing a chocolate chip starfish for my science projectt!

you have to apply to live in australia

The ZIP in zipcode actually stand for... Zoning Improvement Plan.

I found one of your cuff links last night..
it was by the closet door.

What color panties i'm wearing

In northern ontario it's snowing like mad today, and it's about -21*C. Enjoy!

a cockroach can live 7 days without its head... and it doesn't die from not having a head, it dies because it has no mouth to eat..

I wear thongs.

Today is my birthday.
;)

who im txting. =]

I bet u don't know how many smarties are in a tube off the top of your head?

That all dwarves are midgets,but not all midgets are dwarves.

All polar bears are left handed.

Or... In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies,

Janis Joplin and Jim Morrison got their last drug binge from the same guy.

When they make a cast iron skillet they have to break the mold to get it out. So every cast iron skillet is made from an original mold.

A polar bears hair is not white...they are transparent tubes in which sunlight is funneled down to the skin.

I am going on vacation tomorrow

that when u sneeze u have a small orgasm

Ummm... Pear cider rocks, I hear yours is better over there, could you send me some please? lol



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