Can you help me with my math...my wife told our counselor?!
Question: she had sex 5 times a week.....I told him 2..:( Something isn't adding up?
poll: dogs or cats
Answers: she had sex 5 times a week.....I told him 2..:( Something isn't adding up?
poll: dogs or cats
2 with you...3 with me...It's all good!
lmao
she's hitting on the couselor
Lol! Well, the math is 5 - 2 = 3. 3 times unaccounted for. Maybe she has a different idea of sex.
I prefer cats
lol... dogs
Maybe she do it while your sleeping....
maybe what you classify as sex is different..
Maybe you are just counting vaginal intercourse and she is counting anal and oral sex??
(and dogs are better)
lol you might want to talk to your neighbors....
Sure i have been helping out your wife.
i should help you out too.
time to have a nice long chat with your better half
poll: dogs
I thought you got rid of her. Good riddance.
dogs.
Maybe she is having it 5 times? Did you ask her who the other 3 times were each week?
dogs :) Does your wife know Governor Spitzer?
You probably actually did do it 5 times, maybe a couple times in one night and she's counting each time - you may just be counting the nights.
Did the counsellor have a smile on his face...???!!!........lol
cats and maybe you're asleep when your wife is u know
She must be including all the driveway sex that you have. Goes something like this
F*ck you no F*ck you. See ya later.
definitely dogs.
Modern math is soooooooo weird!!! LOL