Poll: What are some good ways to convince the neighbors to trade kids?!
Question: This boy is polite, lets the dog out and back in without being asked, picks things up when i ask my kid to, always says please and thank you and always asks me if i "need" anything, when he's going to the kitchen. He's 10 and he's a saint. My son's not this polite or considerate, as a matter of fact he informed me the other day that slaves were abolished years ago...
anywho, I'm sure the parents know he's a saint and won't give him up easily, so i bribed him with cookies and video games to keep him over past his curfew last night, so maybe they would reconsider his goodness, and give me and even trade for my demon.
Do you have any other suggestions?
Answers: This boy is polite, lets the dog out and back in without being asked, picks things up when i ask my kid to, always says please and thank you and always asks me if i "need" anything, when he's going to the kitchen. He's 10 and he's a saint. My son's not this polite or considerate, as a matter of fact he informed me the other day that slaves were abolished years ago...
anywho, I'm sure the parents know he's a saint and won't give him up easily, so i bribed him with cookies and video games to keep him over past his curfew last night, so maybe they would reconsider his goodness, and give me and even trade for my demon.
Do you have any other suggestions?
I have plenty of suggestions:
-Take him (the neighbor's kid) to get a tattoo that says "From Hell"
-Put hydraulics on his bike to make it a low-rider
-Tell him that his mom really wants one of those cylindrical vibrating "back massagers" and give him the money to buy it for her.
-Convince him that he'd look really kick-*** if he glued his dad's toupee to his chest to simulate chest hair.
-Buy him a drum kit, tell him you expect him to practice at least four hours a day. Don't forget to include cymbals.
-On Easter, tell him the Easter Bunny needs his help to deliver eggs to the neighbors. Make sure he understands that there is not much time so he must throw them over to everyone's front porch. Obviously, make sure you forget to hard boil the eggs.
I think I've given you enough to get started. Pretty soon this kid will make yours look like an angel without even knowing what he's doing. Good luck.
Offer your neighbors a threesome.
too funny!!!!! you do love your kids... right?
Have your kids take a bath in some KFC. Once your neighbors get a whiff of that delicious chicken smell, they'll be begging to trade!
You're going to have to pretend that your child has some huge potential that they can't see.
Like your kid is really good at math or something. You could even call them an 'idiot savant'..so it looks like they're not much...but they are actually brilliant !!
LOL your kids are your kids no matter what you have to love them remember the handbook? :)
Maybe you could get you kid plastic surgery to look like the neighbors kid. THen you send him back and keep the "SAINT". I would move immediately afterward so when your neighbors realize the switch you'll be gone.
just keep your kids
off them and take the kid. lol, jk. smack your son, you dont need to trade if you use some discipline
You got me, I could never pull that off unless it was with brand new neighbors.
I would just keep your child being friends with the other kid~
Good kids can keep yours good too;)
I got a couple I'll trade...Err, wait...they're demon seeds too!
Be really helpful. This kid is gonna pop one day and shoot up the school.