Have you told a fib today?!


Question: yeah i told 25 . and they were all to my dog ha .


Answers: yeah i told 25 . and they were all to my dog ha .

i cant remember

no

no

would you like me to tell a fib?

Of course...I'm only human.

hmm..... i dont think so

yeah. i told my dad i went to bed at 11pm wheni really went to bed at 1am. 2hours dont make a difference

yup...bad habbit =/

no. wait. yes.

yes I told a guy that was hitting on me that I have a husband because it does not good if I say I have a wife because all they say is really can I join?

yes a big one

yes:)

Verbally, or online?

Ain't nobody here to tell one to...

Not yet.

Yeah, a few =]

yes.

heck yes...

Nope

yes it wouldnt be a fullfilled day if i hadnt lol

Me? Tell a lie today? No. Absolutely not. Never in a million years. And that's the truth. The whole truth. It's not a lie. I swear. Swear up and down on a stack of Gideon Bibles. Really. I didn't. Nope. Not me. Never. Alright? Ok? What do you want from me? OH....alright. Maybe. A little one. Just a little "white one." Didn't matter though. Took it back right away. Took it back mentally. Had my fingers crossed too. Well, alright, maybe it wasn't so small. But it still doesn't count. I said my prayers. I'll make amends. It's not in me to do it again. Besides. She had it coming. Always up and down, up and down those stairs. All night long sometimes. Like no-one else lived there! Sheesh! So...so what? So I cut her up and buried the bits under the staircase. Serves her right. And when the policeman comes I says to them, I says, no sir, I don't know nothin' about it, sir, NO SIR. That's what I says to him. Whew. Feels good to get that out. See ya later then. And remember: I DO NOT TELL LIES! Tell anyone any different and I'll cut ya. (my compliments: Samuel Beckett, "A Little Essay on Lying, and How Not To, I Swear", for reminding us that truth is often a matter of how many questions you put to the tale-teller, or how long you're willing to listen).

yes.... I mean, no



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