Jokes to tell me??!


Question: Got any jokes to tell me, long ones if you got them I'm bored!!


Answers: Got any jokes to tell me, long ones if you got them I'm bored!!

hello, i have a little joke for you. I HOPE IT CHEERS YOU UP.
i think its really funny.

a jelly-baby walks intp the doctors with a liquorish stuck to his penis.
the doctors asks "what have u been up too?"
the jelly baby replies "fuckn allsorts"


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None because this isn't the Joke Section this is the P&S Section!

Q: why did the chicken cross the road??

A: to get to the other side HAHAHA!!! HAHEHE!!!!

theres my question
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;...

Toilet paper contest joke
a man goes into the supermarket to buy some toilet paper he realises on the toilet paper there is a compertition to win a free supply of toilet paper for a year . all you have to do is think of a good name for some toilet paper to print on the packaging and a reason why you chose the name you did

anyway the man goes home and has a long hard think and eventually he comes to his decision he goes back to the supermarket and says at customer servis my name for the toilet paper contest is JOHN WAIN the woman at customer service says why JOHN WAIN he says because its rough its tough and it dont take no crap off no one !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q:What do you get when you cross a lamb with a kung fung master.

A:lamb chops

This guy goes into a pub and approaches the bar.
Whilst he's waiting for the barman, a packet of peanuts say to the guy :
" your a good lucking fella! what you upto tonight?"
The guy looks at the peanuts and says :
"thats very nice of you .... actually im waiting for my mates to join me and we re poff out on the town for a larf!"
The packet of peanuts smiles at him and said :
"well if you get bored you can always join me and my mates>"
"thanks," replied the man "i'll bare that in mind!"
The packet of peanuts walk off.
"oh you! Ugly f.....ker! Yeah you!"
the guy turns round and the juke box launches into a mad rant at him.
"why dont you take your sorry, ugly *** out of this pub? We dont like guys like you round here!"
The man replies:
"calm down juke box! Im having a beer with my mates thats. Piss off"
The barman approaches and apologises for the wait.
"what can i get you?"
"well actually im a bit worried Mr Barman. Ive just been approached by some talking peanuts who were infact dead nice to me and then the jukebox starts giving me a load of abuse! Wats that all about?"
"oh dont worry about it mate. The peanuts are complimentary but the juke box is out of order!"
Dan



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