Is it going to be even longer before I get any?!
Question: I told her last night that it's been too long, and if she'd spread 'em, dust and tumbleweeds would come out, and I'd here music from a Clint Easwood movie, "WAA, WAA, WAA"
Answers: I told her last night that it's been too long, and if she'd spread 'em, dust and tumbleweeds would come out, and I'd here music from a Clint Easwood movie, "WAA, WAA, WAA"
So luv, how long does it take to get to Mil?
cause this could be remedied right quick.....
you wouldn't hear Clint music, but I do yodel when orgasming
I guess instead of a dustbuster you'd better buy a new bottle of lotion
Sounds like you're SOL for at least another month. Thank God for Palm Sunday!
yes, all you have to do is send me a plane ticket and take a long lunch!
Yeah not best thing to say lol, i said to my bf on monday that i dont think we do it enough he called me a nymph and is nw not giving me none at all lifes hard lol x
LMAO were u dropped on ur head as a child?
I bet if you put ur ear up to it, you can hear the ocean
As long as you have that rash... Your not getting much of anything but ointment
and you wonder why your not getting any....lmao!!!
Probably a lot longer with comments like those.
IDK - she should have never let the dust and tumblweeds grow in the first place ; (
picture this if you will: what if she were wanting do help you get 'ahead' and was in the act and you said "no, not tonight I'm tired"
STORY of my freaking life!!!!!!!
wow
ur stupid.
y the heck would you tell her that?
no wonder she dont wanna have sex with you.
A month. That's how long it was. Averages 16 days. What Queenie said in reverse.
i guess it is true....all the good ones are taken
Well darlin sounds like you need someone to do more than scratch them balls for ya.........
*grinning from ear to ear*
HAHAHAHA...Good thing you don't live in the south or you'd hear a little boy playing the banjo like in the movie deliverance!
Same here, only I sneezed. Told her it was the dust.
Note to self-send Hawk care package....
1.) Lube
2.) Porn
3.) Barry White CD
3.) Blow up doll
4.) Beer
I'll send it next day air. ;)
Not if you're on a plane to Detroit already...~wink wink~
lol! unless..............she has been playing a part in another Western movie with a different leading man
Just a suggestion, studly, maybe if you worded your foreplay in more romantic terminology she might be more forth [ahem] coming? Or maybe not.