Excuse me maam, your zipper is open and I was wondering..?!
Question: is that a string, or I tapeworm I see?
Answers: is that a string, or I tapeworm I see?
Why dont you pull it and find out... are you scared?
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*gagging* you are gross....I puked a little in my throat...now come shove it back down my throat...
No strings or tapeworms here....... wanna closer look?
why don't you come closer and we'll see if it gets attracted to your tapeworm
My pants don't have a zipper on them :-)
lol
I'm not wearing any pants~
come and find out.
oh gosh! i totally forgot to feed them...can you be their food instead?
its just the puss you left me with. You owe me child support.
Must be a worm my cycle doesn't come for another two weeks!
Do you think my butt would be this fabulous if I had a tapeworm?
Zip me back up.
Edit: I am so effing slow. I hate half calf coffee.
Edit2: LMFAO! Half "CALF" Coffee? WHAT THE EFF??
Half CAFF!
mooooo.
you know, I lost a kite that was a shape of a dildo....
Sorry i have my thong on backwards
I guess you weren't talking to me...no tapeworms ever again
i'm wearing a skirt. want to play with me like a yo-yo?
See, that's why you don't wear thongs when it's that time of the month. Ew!