So, I go out and buy these pants...?!
Question: ...(yeah, I did) and they say "Fire retardant".
I found out that means they're like fireproof or something, so I lit a Glade candle and dropped it in my pants to enhance my man-scent.
The doctor says my left nut will drop back down after a few days but the blisters will take a month or two to heal.
Can I sue for false advertising?
Answers: ...(yeah, I did) and they say "Fire retardant".
I found out that means they're like fireproof or something, so I lit a Glade candle and dropped it in my pants to enhance my man-scent.
The doctor says my left nut will drop back down after a few days but the blisters will take a month or two to heal.
Can I sue for false advertising?
you lie.....you would never buy pants
you put it in your pants not on your pants, there's a difference
if the pants didn't burn, you have no case....sorry
You silly your supposed to wear the fireproof undies too! Which Glade candle was it? I love those pine scented one...so sexy...Like Green Beer!
You only read part of the label Buk. It said "watch out for fire ya retard"
They made them special for you remember?
they would laugh you out of court and then counter sue you for stupidity...
you should have got the matching undies
Maybe RETARDANT should have been in all caps....LOL
You didn't mention them, but perhaps you should buy some fire retardant drawers. I don't think "fireballing" is grounds for litigation but good luck with that.
Way to go Guinna Pig!
No, they did fire a retard-ant. Your left nut would have to be shown in court...could you drop your drawers in court and show that shriveled up little thingie?
You certainly put the reeetard in "retardant" - whoah - they could use YOU in their advertising - not so much an endorsement as a terrible warning!
That's what you get for listening to the fashion industry.
Pants shmants.
Never forget.
Sue them. Sue them hard.
. sorry, you cannot sue because your pants did not burn your nut did.
hey if someone can sue mcdonalds over a hot cup of coffee and win, i say go for it. did the pants have a "caution" or warning?
Did the Glade candle have a warning on it to not drop into pants after lighting?..You might be better off suing them...
Jesus Buk! you had a hose right there!
retard
If you want to enhance your man-scent I would suggest beans and beer.
I can't even answer this I'm laughing my booty off. You are one crazy man.
yes, sue.......for some reason the first thing that came to mind when i read this was roasting a weenie and a couple of marshmallows
i googled "fire retardant pants" and in very small letters at the bottom of the page it has a disclaimer that says "caution! Glade scented candles may set fire retardant pants ablaze" so unfortunately for you, Buk, you are out of luck. that was dumb. you should have done your research first, and then selected any other brand. i would have recommended "Amy's country candles".....you would have smelled like sugar cookies and the ladies would have been all over you and your new fireproof pants.
:::waits, looking up, waiting for nut to drop::::
You Got me Laughing the Hardest I've laughed in a long time.
You sure are Brave Cowboy-I'll give ya that much.
I would have loved a Visualization of how you put it out.
That left Goomer may never Drop back down-It may have jumped clean outta sight-scared For Good .Yeah you better Seek Legal Counsel.I wanna hear how this turns out.or down.
Drop your Pants and tell em you gonna sue for Disability.
LOL you can sue the glade people too because it was there candle that burned your nuts.... Oh yeah and what kind of lighter did you use,,, I sure hope it was the BIC because they are top of the line in lighters... you can go after 3 company's here!!! LMAO @ you!!!
So BUK what kind of SCAB do you think there willbe....?
it wasn't the pants that caught on fire.it was the sausage grease you spilled on them when you put your pants on
My question what kind of scent did you drop in to enhance that scent.. OLE Spice? Or some other kind of manly scent? Or was it the smell of manly deer ruting season that you had in your candle....OH well you should of put some aloe on your nut.. wouldnt of left a blister.. Sue yeah tell em u are sueing That those pants cant withstand a lot of heat..but dang i bet you had the deers running after you while your pants were on fire..Hope you didnt scorch the most important member.. LOL
I take the moral high road and not make the retard-ant joke as in Buk you retard-ant.
But yes, ignore personal responsibility and embrace the world of litigation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I would sue glade because now you can't even walk proud with your new man scent thanks to those bas**rds !
why would u buy pants, i gave u some earlier, sheesh, thats gratitude for u.
ok, first of all-LIAR...like you bought pants... and second...not wanting to hear about my brother's nut problems!!