I think my cat has been smoking pot, how would I know for sure?!


Question: I had to work today and when I came home Shmeckles had red eyes...

Answers: I had to work today and when I came home Shmeckles had red eyes...
My wife went to visit a friend who, as soon as she opened the door said, "Thank God you're here!" I guess that's because my wife and I had gone to Penn State and we were supposed to know about these things. The friend was getting chemotherapy and had prescription THC capsules. Her little dog had chewed up a bottle and eaten the contents. Not the opened one, either. It was full. Do you know how when a dog walks, the paw flips back and then comes forward for the next step? It worked like that for a step or two, and then the dog forgot to flip the paw forward. Walked on the backs of its paws for a few more steps before falling flat on its face. And her eyes would roll around. She recovered fully the next day.
My cat is called Reefer. He's a total stoner cat. Also, my friend's cat Spliff would hoover up chunks of resin from off the floor, then lay back and suckle on your jumper. Report It

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    • try smoking it yourself and if your cat wants some...then you will know
    oh boy.
    thats a problem..
    well u will never no ! ! !
    has it been catching fewer birds and rats of late
    lmfao~ tell him to hook you up!
    WHAT?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?
    Has she/he been sleeping all day?
    if the bag is empty
    if he walks into walls he has smoked it
    It sleeps and eats most of the day
    Wow You Should Not Be Owning Any Animals, How The F*** Do You Think A Cat Could Just Roll Up A Fatty And Just Smoke It, Your Dumb? Like I Mean And Even if You Had Your Own little Stash I Dont think So Buddy??
    ask him.

    and don't be leaving your dang pot around.
    Are you sure that you haven't been smoking the catnip?
    It's called can nip in the cat world not POT!! LOL
    check his tail for roach clips ..
    She has the munchies and lays around and does nothing all day
    When she is at work or out shopping, take a few hairs from her hairbrush send them in to a lab for a hair follicle drug test.
    this will tell you every drug she's ingested/smoked/snorted/absorbed in the last 3 months.
    lol

    ...the world may never know.
    buy a pizza and see if he eats the whole thing.
    if your stash was gone then yes your cat got high. also, if he ate all his food and was still hungry...
    what do you mean smoking pot...he would have 2 eat it.....
    hhhhhhhmmmmmmm......Is she hungry and lazy?? hahaha!! 8-)
    I think your smoking pot.
    Show him(?) a five dollar bill. If he stares at it intently as if to say "have you ever looked at five dollar bill... on weed?" then you've got yourself a stoner cat.
    check your stash,is it still there.
    if he eats a bologna / peanut butter / pickle/ creamcheese sandwich
    Uhm, unless your cat somehow has thumbs, I have no idea. ._.
    Have you noticed little scmeckles being more irritable than lately or a drop in his grades?
    cats EAT pot, you goofball. How would they smoke it with no thumbs??


    chuckle chuckle
    I use to blow smoke in my dogs face. I think he liked it. He was never able to light it up himself so I think one of my friends must of helped him if he was high when I cam home. Check with your friends. Asked if they included their in your circle; if so then the answer is yes.

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