I heard the position of governor is opening up in my state. How do I apply?!


Question: Pros: I’ve never been with a hooker
Cons: I smoked and I inhaled (lots)


Answers: Pros: I’ve never been with a hooker
Cons: I smoked and I inhaled (lots)

As a cat, you just go in to the state government offices, purring and fluffy, then rub against someones leg and give just a cute little "mew?" and they will fill out the application for you! This is how The Cat intends to enslave humans and by you doing this and enslaving the humans at the local government offices, that's a huge step in my world domination. See, when you do this, humans will immediately kneel down to pay fealty. It really works! Resistance is futile.
Report back to The Cat when your mission is complete. Then you will be upgraded to 1st minion in command. This entitles you to an extra catnip toy and some smoked salmon, and not that canned kind either...

You must live in NY

It depends. Don't you have to be at least 7? You don't look a day over 4.

Just show them that you are negative for STD's! LOL

i have an application in my van, i also have candy and a Wii, would you like to come in?

send in a picture of your horse and shot gun

send your resume to the city hall via a singing teenage mutant ninja turtle telegram

You can get with a hooker, you just can't get CAUGHT. Offer the hooker weed to keep quiet, dealing only in cash isn't enough these days. Good luck.

I heart NY lol Can I be your Lt governor. I live on Long Island but I don't mind the commute to Albany

You're too funny!!!!

brown nose too people become a member of the Skulls exclusive club and sell your soul to the DEVIL like all the other successful rich politicians and business men all have done.

first of all grow a beard and learn to lie better

Better take up hooking (rugs right?).

you are perfect for the job.

It is still not to late about the hooker thing.....

*** getting into car and driving to your house ... with cameras and videotape ***

hahaha I asked a similar question yesterday.
This morning I got 2 (yes, 2) violation notices for it and lost 20 points! LOL

Did you inhale with both lungs or are you smart enough to know to jsut use one lung now and save the other for your older years? Its important I know this before I tell you How I became Mayor

Just try not to be a harlot and you will do just fine.

Well, the having been with a hooker is pretty much a requirement for governorship. Surely you can make a few phone calls and rectify the situation.

I'd vote for you in a minute SG!

I am pretty sure you need to be at least 94% sour for that position.
Eat a lemon and some Sour Patch kids.
Good luck!



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