Do you think St. Patrick's Day....?!
Question: ....is a good time to market my revoluntionary new "Shart-Shield"?
You can get disgustingly drunk and protect your underwear from soilage at the same time!
Answers: ....is a good time to market my revoluntionary new "Shart-Shield"?
You can get disgustingly drunk and protect your underwear from soilage at the same time!
Does it have a special reinforced splash-guard around the front as well, to prevent fecal creepage?
It's OK, I don't celebrate it or anything.
Yep now is the time
sounds good
how about the shart shield for the one sleeping next to you??
yes and thats too funny
yes, will it come in different sizes? S,ML,XL,XXl,MASSIVE
I would like one please. I don't need an embarrassing situation on such a great day.
I didn't know that your green hat would FIT over your bum!
Better get to work on that right away!
...sounds a good buy!
Dont want to upset you, but Ive been wearing that for years .
so the saran wrap bikini isn't sufficient anymore?
What's the volume capacity. I need to know it's limitations before I purchase 10,000 shares.
Yep...in the proper shade of green of course!
lol sure go for it
okay but make sure to dye them kelly green
to get in the spirit of st. patty's day
Sure!! Market it to Taco Johns,Taco Bells too!!!lol
Put me down for 10 "shart-shields" please, because if I know me, and I think I do, I will lose a few pairs of pants & underwear at random locations this weekend.
Is that the same as the New and Improved "Sh*t Shield" which guards against you sh*ting yourself and friends and loved ones around you? ...If so, I believe it's already been trademarked. Sorry.
Contact me and we'll come up with another marketing scheme...err...gimmick...I mean,,,"MUST HAVE" for America and possibly, the world!!
I think it is a GREAT idea. I think your sister's boyfriend is definitely going to need one. He can be the guinea pig.
hummmmm are you going to model them for us
You have to keep in mind that everyone will be eating or drinking something green. Ewwwww. I just throw my drawers in the trash at the bar before I leave.
Good idea. I would buy it xD How much is it? Do you do home deliveries?
Great idea! I'll set up plans for the infomercial with that Mighty Puddy guy.
:)
Where can I get one of those?
Sure Gosh i would be the first one in line to buy one..might be good to wear it at the Big Red Barn to..good idea..Errr do they come in green? Not crap green..lol
A wad of toilet paper in your crack will do just as well.
But I'm sure someone in America would buy your new product. My head is swimmng from trying to come up with the proper celebrity for the ad campaign.
Can it be worn without underwear
Oh yes, it's a very good time for that. You know all the drunks will want one definitely. :D
no - that would kill my skid mark remover idea!
Difficult to answer without laughing hysterically!