Have you mastered the art of masterbation?!
Question: *inspired by some innoect person*
Answers: *inspired by some innoect person*
Yes, I could do it in the car while smoking a cigarette, talking on the phone, running a red light, and flipping off the cops
in 2 minutes
hawk you soak my swivel chair hon?
Uhh...my toys are yelling "yes" from the drawer...
LOL Is all I have to say xD
BG makes me hard, I am the Picasso of Pud Pulling
the Renoir of Rubbing one out
yep...I've made it an art form
Ive mastered the art of doing it without hands
I'll give you guys a few minutes to figure that one out
I'm going to have to close my office door for a second after reading these answers...
Ok I'm back (8 seconds later)...me and my hand-puppets are very well aquanted with each other. In fact, I've had to replace many pieces of felt during the last decade or so...
My parents told me if I kept it up I'd go blind and they may be on to something...I do have to wear contacts now!
you know what they say.....practice makes perfect!
i guess so