Non-Scientifical Survey Thingy: what would you do if I were?!
Question: standing right behind you right now.
What WOULD you do?
Answers: standing right behind you right now.
What WOULD you do?
We would smoke so many cigarettes you would want to leave sooner or later.
In the mean time, can you please make us some toast?
And go get us some DVDs.
SCREAM
I'd offer to let you use my laptop so we could both continue to play on Answers.
Ask you to turn your back while I put on some pants.
Tell you that it bothers me when people read over my shoulder and that if you could wait a minute, I will get off here and we could play cards or something. (Oh, and ask how you got in my house!)
Yeah, I need pants too. Then I would offer you a cookie.