Serious Poll: How do you deal with a Jerky McPooface?!
Question: One word, Castor Oil.
Answers: One word, Castor Oil.
Kick him in the shins and run.
put a poopy diaper in his car.
with a straight face..
that would be tough to do. I take it the five year old is mad at you for something. So I would explain that names, while they never hurt you, are not nice to use.
Then I would show him what a jerky mcpooface really looks like. ;)
Kick his a$s from here to Tienanmen square
wipe his face off with a baby wipe and give him a dash of talcum powder on his back.
^ not good at counting but very good at funny
So, is this Mr. McPooface made from beef jerky? If so, soak him in water until he becomes a cow again. That'll learn him a lesson.
Lock him in a room with me for 5 minutes, I'll turn that frown upside down. I love forcing people to laugh.