Can you name something funny that you have heard from small children?!
Question: Yes, we were checking out at the store, and in front of us was a really ugly lady with a purse, and my three year old asked (loudly of course) Mommy, why does that man have a purse?" I about DIED
Answers: Yes, we were checking out at the store, and in front of us was a really ugly lady with a purse, and my three year old asked (loudly of course) Mommy, why does that man have a purse?" I about DIED
My bum hurts.
my daughter used to pronounce lasagna "vajania" which made eating lasagna pretty much an impossible task until she could say it correctly.
Also, we have a wood stove and my husband asks our six year old son to roll up newspapers for kindling. His teacher asked him one day how he helped around the house and he told everyone he rolled his daddy's papers for him. She called me on that one just rolling.
"my daddy only drinks beer when he drives the boat!"
^^^^i said that to my second grade class.
hahha.
needless to say, my teacher called my parents later that day.
My baby dolly is whiney today......lol...
A friend of mine ad her husband were driving to see her brother and their 2 year old was in the backseat. He kept asking "when will we be there?" Finally, my friend said "In about 5 min!" and her son was silent for a second and then said "Good. Because I need to blow up Uncle Leo's bathroom!"
LOL i laughed so hard when she told me that story
My nephew, he's 4, and i were talking about god. He said that he doesn't like god because all he does is talk in the big book (bible). Also that he doesn't want to die because all he would do is bring god slippers and coffee. Lol funny sh*t!
my friends daughter had cold. she was coughing...I said" Oh you have cough ?
she said " And also lot of Bless you too "
if a chicken and a half laid an egg and a half in a day and a half how long would it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick the seed's out of a dill pickle?
My neighbour's kid accidentally stepped on my dog's tail, the dog yelped, and when I asked the kid what happened, he explained that he guessed the dog must have got its tail caught under something.