Where's the best place to fart and escape blame?!

Question: Ripping off an SBD near the body during a funeral viewing is always good...people don't expect the dead to smell rosy.

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Answers: Ripping off an SBD near the body during a funeral viewing is always good...people don't expect the dead to smell rosy.

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an elevator right before you get out

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Riding up an escalator

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When next to a fat guy.

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a crowded bathroom, no one can tell it was you...

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I sit down on couch by my dog, Sadie....

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a rock concert

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while skiing downhill

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a Jacuzzi

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Grand Central Station

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