What are some good ways to taunt the different animals at a zoo?!


Question: My kids and I are going today and we want to get the animals in an uproar!


Answers: My kids and I are going today and we want to get the animals in an uproar!

Hold them over the cages and then at the last minute pull them away. LOL

Why would you want to taunt them?

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Moon the monkeys!

You could put your hand in the cage.

Simple, Let the kids be themselves for the day. That should be enough to get everyone & the animals in an uproar.

Best results - Feed the kiddies lots of sweets & give them an energy drink.
Don't forget to take your camera! It should be interesting.

Well now thats what I call responsible parenting! You should be teaching your offspring to respect the animals and other life after all these kids are our future!!

I dress up in a gorilla suit, and strut and dance outside the main gorilla pen, as if to say, "You're in THERE and I'm out HERE", eating all the bananas I can carry. Some people faint as well, adding to the wackiness....

you mean like those stupid guys who taunted that tiger..... then cried when it went after them.....complaining that the fence was to small.....when all that time no issue had occurred until those jerks were messing with the tiger......and killed one of them.......sure hope that same thing doesn't happen to you...not because I care for your safety,,,,because the animal would be the one to suffer .....due to you and your kids....

remember the news a few idiots were killed for taunting a tiger recently do you want to be next. not mention getting kicked out of the zoo.

are you an idiot? The animals should put you in the cage and taunt you. Haven't you learned anything from the guys who got mauled by a lion after taunting it...one died? If you really care for your children you'll teach them some respect for nature. Maybe someone should teach you respect too.

dance around semi naked!

poke banannas in the cage at the monkeys on a fishin line then jerk em back out and laugh!

You jump the fence and pull the tigers tail. Your kids will laugh when the tiger eviscerates you and Darwin's theory of natural selection is proven correct once again.



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