What is an appropriate reaction to the following scenario? I was trying to be ge!
Question: the thanks I get?
I held the door at the top of the stairwell for a rather short, obese, ugly, troll-like woman. As she trudged up the stairs she hawked up some phlegm and then gargled with it. Despite my nausea I continued to hold the door for her. She walked by me with her nose in the air and did not look at me, acknowledge me, or say thank you.
Is an appropriate reaction to run after her and elbow her in the eye socket? What might be a better reaction?
Answers: the thanks I get?
I held the door at the top of the stairwell for a rather short, obese, ugly, troll-like woman. As she trudged up the stairs she hawked up some phlegm and then gargled with it. Despite my nausea I continued to hold the door for her. She walked by me with her nose in the air and did not look at me, acknowledge me, or say thank you.
Is an appropriate reaction to run after her and elbow her in the eye socket? What might be a better reaction?
You are obviously crushing hard on her, and are upset that she will not give you the time of day.
If you were looking for more of a reaction from her, perhaps sexual favors...you must...and I quote my own previous question here. "treat 'em mean to keep 'em keen"
ladies like to know that you will be gone in the morning, all this holding door Yams is not necessary..
don't you know the ladies like that "bad boys".
next time you meet her in the stairwell, just push her back down the stairs, and lock the door.
believe me, you will see her as soon as she gets out.
when she shows at your cubicle, just act as if nothing happened (same as when HR shows)
start stealing her food out of the fridge, siphoning her gas, and getting on her computer and sending inappropriate e-mails to the higher ups.
follow these simple instructions, and believe me....she WILL take notice of you.
If you want to run after her and inflict pain, that is fine...but be childish and pull her hair instead.
just ignore it. you do good deeds not for the recognition
kick her in the back of the knees and when she falls jump up and down 5-10 times on her fat belly until she starts to yak...that outta learn her.
Boy, I'd be running the other way. If you go after her she may just decide to spit that out.
Let it go! Its possible she didnt know how to react to a nice gesture.
Best to ignore this nasty little scenario and go home and shower yourself off. You showed class by not reacting to a nauseating display of bodily functions. Hope in a day or two this will only be a faint memory.
I would've chased her down and punched her in the head!
an appropriate reaction would have been to grab the wretch by the back of the head and drag her back to the stairwell, push her down it, and yell "GET THE DOOR YOURSELF THIS TIME YOU TUB O LARD!"
why did it have to be HAWK up some phlegm, thats rude. Adams apple would have been better
yeah its time we got married so I can save you from these cruel viscous women
bang her. spend the night. she's probably a great cook. make her smell her own panties. steal her cat. oly out.
sweet oly stole my answer!!
You know...
She was somebody's baby once...
Get a taser and some mace. Zap her with the taser to incapacitate her and then mace her right in the face and suggest, nay, DEMAND, that she thank you. Then take all of her money to cover the cost of the taser and mace. And maybe smear a little yak poop in her ear.
The slow, eye-contact unzip
or the quick up n down zip a few times might startle her and she might fall back down the stairwell.
wink wink
Fox-whistle.
Time is running out. I think you should marry her.
No that did not really happen. I guess you could have barfed on her.
By any chance, were you in the deep south when this happened. Just reading your story made me feel right at home.