Do you think my latest singles ad (copy included within) will net me more ladies!
Question: Hi there,
I'm seeking a like-minded woman to share a disastrous
3-9 month relationship with, ending in acrimony,
emotional chaos, and possibly legal proceedings.
My name is Knucles, I live in New York , I'm 30 years old,
not well educated, I make little money and am pretty
stable. I'm told I look like Chris Farley, but I'll
let you be the judge of that - I'm generally caring
and very honest.
I am looking for an attractive female who will at
first give me obsessive love, praise and devotion -
but whose paranoia, self-loathing and fear of
rejection and abandonment will eventually lead her to
alternately push me away and pull me closer in a
love/hate cycle that will lead to infidelity,
consensual sexual violence, and the eventual emotional
breakdown of one or other party - or if we're lucky -
both!
You should:
* be 18 to 26 years old;
* have a history of short, intense, drama-driven
relationships;
* enjoy degrading and dehumanizing sex;
Answers: Hi there,
I'm seeking a like-minded woman to share a disastrous
3-9 month relationship with, ending in acrimony,
emotional chaos, and possibly legal proceedings.
My name is Knucles, I live in New York , I'm 30 years old,
not well educated, I make little money and am pretty
stable. I'm told I look like Chris Farley, but I'll
let you be the judge of that - I'm generally caring
and very honest.
I am looking for an attractive female who will at
first give me obsessive love, praise and devotion -
but whose paranoia, self-loathing and fear of
rejection and abandonment will eventually lead her to
alternately push me away and pull me closer in a
love/hate cycle that will lead to infidelity,
consensual sexual violence, and the eventual emotional
breakdown of one or other party - or if we're lucky -
both!
You should:
* be 18 to 26 years old;
* have a history of short, intense, drama-driven
relationships;
* enjoy degrading and dehumanizing sex;
The gals'll be screaming in the streets to meet you now.
marry me!
Sure, If you're lucky, maybe several of them will answer at once and you can watch them fight it out.
You've got a great chance, but not if you're at the same site as this guy:
http://www.collegeslackers.com/video/44_...
love it!!
u got me on all but the "who are married or already in unstable
relationships" ............ its too bad .. otherwise we coulda been soulmates!! lol
I am so turned on............lol
knuckles you didnt have to go through all this effort to ask me out,,,, of course ill take you,,, ive got big breasts, im married,,, but ohh shittt, im 33, too old for you xxxxxxxxxx