If you were to organise my funeral what would you do?!
Question: The funnier the better!
Answers: The funnier the better!
A new orleans jazz funeral....
hot music, party, parade, dancing, floats with girls...
Fill the coffin full of fireworks... so when it goes into the crematorium.,.........
we send you off with a bang!!!! lol!!
(never did like that old crematorium anyway!)
I'd shoot you into space, cos you belong there!
You'd be in my sausages. That way you'd be close to my heart, and well on the way to stopping it too.
No flowers please.
I don't know you well enough to play yours...
but I would like "Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead" played at mine
everyone wears Hawaiian shirts
and margaritas are served afterwards
1st Have a coffin bout.
not have a happy time?
get a "Hefty" bag; & bury you in my cat's litter box.
Put you on ice for two days while I empty your bank accounts. Cremation; personal style---on my grill--your ashes in the deep blue sea--fish food.
I'd call the taxidermist and make a nice lamp out of ya.~~Peace~~
Well the first thing I would do is cry because I will brake into tears if anyone dies. And then I would put wheels on you canscet and start to have a canscet race with my friend and you body in my canscet car!
There's nothing funny about funerals, my Mom's was last night.
ill invite Michael Jackson and Britney spears to dance in your funeral. ohh btw the motiff is orange
I would get you a glass hearse, drawn by four horses, with a jazz band to "blow you away" New orleans style, the hearse would have a massive motorised hand waving on the top, and everyone has to attend dressed as gangsters, the party afterwards would be in a stately home, with a wax model of you sitting in a chair at the head of a table, there would be entertainment, with circus jugglers, tightrope walkers, and yodelling transvestites, everyone would have to stand up and make a speech about how wonderful you were, or how vile depending on their point of view, there would be goodie bags for everyone, containing a small piece of your bedding, and one of your belongings to remember you by.
i would throw a huge party for you,,
we will have lots of partin,,