You had a headache. :)
yum u could say why is it my job to clean the house. tell him u were waiting for him so you could do it together.
just say you were sick, praying to the porcelin god.... he'll stay away then lol!!!
tell him you had headache
PMS>
That shuts down any argument hubby tries to throw at me!!!
you werent feeling well
he will give you a spanking.
Quite a lot, really.
give him 25 bucks
i had a headache
tell him your sick and before he gets home climb in bed
No trouble, you have done the right thing.
jus be naked wen he gets home
he wont even notice the housework
lol
xx
tell him you feel very sick....you will do the housework next day ;)
His boss called and wanted you to answer some questions for him about your hubby that would help him get a promotion and you had so many good things to tell him it took all day.
wait for him at the door with invisible underwear ;)
You didn't feel well,or just pick up a little,take a break,from this,thats how i get stuff done,i know it's addictive,but let it go for a 1/2 hr.
you were too busy helping other people wtih thier problems
go up stairs and put on some sexy undies and wait for him to walk thru the door. that would work for me.
in such situation " Headache" is always a good excuse....
Go to bed with a hotwater bottle and say you have had real bad period pains all day. Maybe then he will pamper you and also do the housework
tell him you have PMS and a handgun,does he have any questions.i bet he wont say a word lol
you were with another man.....then he wonldnt care about the house not being clean....
Just offer sex and he'll forget all about the housework!!
Tell him that you forgot what day it was & thought it was your day off. Then cook him a nice dinner & he will forget all about it.
Will he notice, that's the question.
Just put on your best 'come hither' face and greet him at the door naked.
Do you really think he'll notice the house?
LOL
u can say "I think I have been sick 2day coz I forgot everything that I was to do. I need to go to the hospital"
i am in the same boat day off work kids at school wife at work sat on this dammed computer all day boy am i in trouble
Take the fifth... of bourbon and drink it!
Then plead insanity...
;P
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