If body parts could talk, what would your "bits" be saying now?!
Question: my 'bits' would probably be saying, seriously can you please leave me alone for 5 frikkin minutes?.........I can't!
Answers: my 'bits' would probably be saying, seriously can you please leave me alone for 5 frikkin minutes?.........I can't!
get off the computer
my bum would be saying it hurts cause i fell down the stairs today
"Hey, getting lonely down here!!!!"
I need to hang out. Get off my case.
They'd be saying *jingle jingle jingle* lol.
Oh wait.. they say that already when I'm walking with no panties..
Help i'm suffocating! Get me out of these flippin things! Its so dark yet so warm!
Put some clothes on it's cold down here!!!
Ag Please daddy take me to the driving
will somebody F**k me now?!
Mine do TALK!!!
and so should everyones?
Gods way of letting us know, somethings up!
Oops? I mean wrong.....
feed me a big banana
get off the pc and go and eat something:)
snack time...off i go!
wash me please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"What is this?! You don't think I have feelings too?! I hate you!"
*hears a door slam and loud music*
WTF?!
First of all...they would be dragging me down the hall to the bedroom,biting me on the arm HARD ...(possibly drawing blood) then telling me to get on the bed before they push me there!!!!!!!! then my bits will be satisfied and not talking anymore......ahhhhhhh glad i got that out
my entire body is on strike, saying go to bed!
FU<K ME FU<K ME FU<K ME!!!
it may even sound like something out of the exercist..... lol
x
"hellooo, anybody out their? i'm so lonely, helloooo, hellooooo"
come here to me, I have something for you now