What can I write in my away message that will completely offend everyone who che!
Question: I like long walks especially when they're taken by people like you.
All the idiots of the world have surrounded one computer... yours.
I obviously don't want to talk to you right now, so leave a message and I'll be sure to ignore it
I really don't like you but if you really must leave a message, I'll be nice and at least pretend to care.
The world isn't big enough for the two of us. So please go jump off a bridge.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be dead than talk to you
Hello, I am here, but I'm avoiding someone I don't like... IM me, and if I don't respond, it's you!
I'm busy now I'll ignore you later.
Answers: I like long walks especially when they're taken by people like you.
All the idiots of the world have surrounded one computer... yours.
I obviously don't want to talk to you right now, so leave a message and I'll be sure to ignore it
I really don't like you but if you really must leave a message, I'll be nice and at least pretend to care.
The world isn't big enough for the two of us. So please go jump off a bridge.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be dead than talk to you
Hello, I am here, but I'm avoiding someone I don't like... IM me, and if I don't respond, it's you!
I'm busy now I'll ignore you later.
sincerely George W Bush
'die'
Kill yourself!
Hi,glad I missed you,now go away.
I am here, I just don't like chatting with you.
what about what fizzdude keeps writting.
Why do you want to offend people?
Piss off, d1ckhead
I'm away taking a sh*t on every different iteration of God. See you soon!
It would be impossible to offend everyone with one comment, but that one right there gets most of them.
Brandon
okay first of all, why would you want to do that, it's rude?
and secondly here's one I see often:
-let's learn right and left, you're right I left.....
"If you read this you a loser."
F**k YOU ALL WHO READS THIS!!!!
I know you want to talk to me but ts.
" sorry not here right now i`m bangin your mom, be back soon"
your a smelly nerd
sincerely
(your name)
I CANT STOP
FARTING MY F****** AS S OFF !!
Guess what you suck
j/k