What's the funniest thing you've ever seen at a restaurant?!
Question: When my friend and I were little we went to this mexican restaurant with our families not too far from her house. My friend and I were bored. As a joke we began talking about what would happen if the waiter or waitress dropped our food. Then we began praying it would happen. Sure enough when the waiter got to our table, he sneezed and dropped the entire tray of food on the floor..We were laughing. Of course they replaced the food.
Answers: When my friend and I were little we went to this mexican restaurant with our families not too far from her house. My friend and I were bored. As a joke we began talking about what would happen if the waiter or waitress dropped our food. Then we began praying it would happen. Sure enough when the waiter got to our table, he sneezed and dropped the entire tray of food on the floor..We were laughing. Of course they replaced the food.
This is a true story. You're going to think this is a lie, but it's not. There used to be an old seafood place here called The Seafood Connection. One time we were sitting there eating when an obviously flaming waiter came sashaying down the aisle with a tray of food for another table. A giant RAT suddenly fell out of the ceiling (there was a broken ceiling tile up there) and landed directly at his feet. He tripped over it and fell, screaming all the while. The food went everywhere. A busboy who had seen this dashed out and tackled the rat and literally fought it to the death right there by our table. Needless to say I never went back, and the place has since been closed.
A waiter walked into a door!
A waitress must have used the rest room and forgot to pull her short skirt back down (in the back) when she was done, so everyone gor a nice glimpse of her thong..........................lol
I'm sure the guys enjoyed it.........lol
OMG! we were at an Asian restaurant where the chef's come out and cook for you. We had a group of 25 for my friend's bday and we had 2 chef's performing. My ex boyfriend was there sitting across the table...he was a real jerk and after I showed up he was super upset. He sat over there glaring at me...and I was like...hey you broke up with me because I wouldn't sleep with you....so I'm trying to ignore him and enjoy the chef when we get to the egg drops. The egg goes up and comes down and breaks all over my ex's shirt....then the Mushroom toss...hot mushrooms thrown over the chef's shoulder...right into my ex's head. The shrimp catch...all in my ex's lap...I dunno not know what my ex did but I love my chef. He was actually trying to hit the other chef who was dodging the flying food...loved it.
Skinny girls at a full on dinner buffet restaurant,
they left in record time after choosing lettuce leaves! lol
We had a party of 12 and there was another table not far from ours with the same amount of people, same waiter. They got our order and the waiter that was helping ours out was in the middle of bringing us the other parties table. Total confusion but, it worked and we all made new friends.
Just last week I took a short business trip. On my way back in I stopped at Logan's Roadhouse for lunch. There was a table with lots of senior citizens (probably about 20 of them) and some nurses. Every single little old man and lady were putting the smackdown on the Budweiser. The table was totally filled with beer bottles.
Not sure why I found that funny at all but sadly I was alone & had no workmate to share that moment with- I did send them a pic lol
This family was eating dinner & getting drunk. This one lady kept shaking her cleavage for her bf or husband who looked like he was in his 60s. As they got up to leave, two of them toppled over. I guess they can't handle their booze.
this one restaurant we went to had a talking buffalo on the wall......
There was a table underneath of it and two people were sitting there eating. Every 10 minutes the buffalo would talk and bob its head up and down and everyone in the restaurant would look over....it was just odd and funny! the one lady she kinda jumped the first time it started talking....lol
It would say corny things like "DO you know what university I graduated from? The University of Buffalo.......
I went 2 hotel alone 2 enjoy a fish masala!
My mouth was full of fried fish masala!
I sneezed!
The entire mouthful fell on the back of the tall handsome dark guy sitting in front of me!
He turned back
And said " lord bless u!"
I can't remember anything funny happening when I have eaten out but I have seen waitresses spill lots of things on customers,considering I was a hostess for 4 yrs.
I even was helping the servers one time and I was holding a tray with 2 drinks on it and the guys drink spilled off the tray and all over the guy!~Very embarrassing,I guess that is why I never became a waitress;)LOL
I don't go to resteraunts much but i have not seen anything funny yet.
OMG! there was this lady at a buffet, and she was elderly. she had an oxygen tank, but it was placed in a purse. she kept going up to the food, and putting it in the oxygen tank's bag. it was hilarious! there was like beans and all this other crap in there. (pie, ice cream, steak) anything you could think of, and then when she ran out of room, she started putting it im here purse! lol
-"penguin"