If you had to do 3 years in maximum security lockdown, who would be the ideal ce!
Question: No cheating, now...gotta be same-sex.
Answers: No cheating, now...gotta be same-sex.
Ellen Degeneres
Who ever wouldn't rape me.
Verne Troyer.. the midget off of Austin Powers
a hot lesbian.
I'll have Natalie Portman. She looks like she's a nice girl.
I'd rather have a guy though.
My little bro or one of my best buddies.
My mom...she prolly would have been arrested with me anyway, since we cause trouble only when we are together. But we would have lots of fun in prison too...prolly would be sad when three years was up!
I'll take Martha Stewart because I know I'll have the nicest cleanest cell on the block. I think she's just mean enough to offer me protection in the yard too. Who the hell is gonna mess with Martha??
Darn! I was gonna say Steve Buscemi but okay, same sex. Well, Charlize Theron would be easy on the eyes, and fun to talk to. Or Christina Ricci, she seems really interesting. Maybe someone like Emma Thompson, if she could keep her sense of humour, that is! Or how about someone like Jane Goodall? I could listen to all her adventures and stuff. Or someone kind of whacky like Sandra Bernhard - I bet she'd look out for me :o)
Reese Witherspoon. (looks like my friend and we would get along)
A former biker, huge and has a mission to atone for his past crimes. This way he would most likely protect my skinny butt.
someone who is deaf, dumb and blind...please ...
My sister. I live with her anyway, so I know we wouldn't kill each other. She makes me laugh.