Am I Guilty?!
Question: My wife thinks so! My lovely wife and I were on a trip to buy groceries for the week and we stopped by Pizza Hut for a small bite. I was slightly ahead of her as I walk a little faster than she does. I turned to open the door for her and a woman with reasonably large thingies in the middle of her chest walked out first and smiled at me before my wife got to the door. I swear to God I didn't look at them but they were quite "You got the right ones baby!" is all I can say about them. I braced myself cause I knew it was coming. I held the door for my sweetie pie, baby doll, honey lamb chops and just as she walked by with her own fine set of thingies she said "You know you saw them so don't lie about it!" I'm a guy and I had to say "Baby they meant nothing to me!" We have this game we play and if I'm not exactly in my place where I belong I'm gonna lose. I swear I didn't look at em' they just glided past on their way to whatever place they were going. Am I guilty?
Answers: My wife thinks so! My lovely wife and I were on a trip to buy groceries for the week and we stopped by Pizza Hut for a small bite. I was slightly ahead of her as I walk a little faster than she does. I turned to open the door for her and a woman with reasonably large thingies in the middle of her chest walked out first and smiled at me before my wife got to the door. I swear to God I didn't look at them but they were quite "You got the right ones baby!" is all I can say about them. I braced myself cause I knew it was coming. I held the door for my sweetie pie, baby doll, honey lamb chops and just as she walked by with her own fine set of thingies she said "You know you saw them so don't lie about it!" I'm a guy and I had to say "Baby they meant nothing to me!" We have this game we play and if I'm not exactly in my place where I belong I'm gonna lose. I swear I didn't look at em' they just glided past on their way to whatever place they were going. Am I guilty?
Partially, but it wasn't really your fault.
no -as it is natural for people to look. maybe your wife is feeeling a bit insecure and needs you to make her feel like no 1 with no distractions along the way
who cares? i never get mad when my boyfriend stares at other girls' boobs. as long as he doesnt drool its all good. guys will be guys! i give him what he wants. and at the end of the day im the only one he cares about!
Obviously she saw them too! She needs to loosen up!
Do you need a tissue now?
I'm afraid so
As guilty as she was for noticing them as well.
well considering most men are liars, too...I'm guessing that you made up the part about "Baby they meant nothing to me"!....I bet if you had the chance, they would have been your source of nutrition for a day. So, yeah...most likely you are guilty as charged.
u r not guilty, if u don't look u might as well be dead
and if u have to live like that u might as well be also.
Tell u r shes needs to get over it and trust u or this marriage won't stand the course of time. Jealousy gets old , REAL quick.
this is so silly, damn you seen them the people 4 blocks away seen em and?? She seen them too
I agree with booboo, it's natural to look, just make sure you tell your sweetie whatever you're looking at doesn't compare to her (whether they do or not), and tell her before she has a chance to pop off at you.
weird.........
GEESE if you feel that bad get her flowers dont worry its not like your going to die your not guilty
You both noticed, but you labeled them. If you need to ask, that means you have a guilty conscious.
YOU need to grow-some-balzz, and the 'old-lady' needs a
'Bytch-Slap' to lighten-up !!!!!!!