Family Guy Quotes?!


Question: What is your favorite family guy quote??


Answers: What is your favorite family guy quote??

Peter: "Oh my God, Brian, there's a message in my cereal! It says, 'Ooooooo'."
Brian: "Peter, those are Cheerios."

Haha! I love that quote.

Giggity Giggity. lolz = )

"they should have monkeys for this!"
I use it all the time.

did he say strap in or strap on?

oh god!

Friggen sweet!!!,Dam you vile women!! GIGGITY GIGITY!!

"canada sucks"

Chris: Their coming to fast!

Peter: If I had a nickel for every time I had that problem.

AND

Tom Tucker: A bit of breaking news. A local family is forced out of their home by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?

Diane Simmons (sighs): Ghostbusters, Tom.

Tom Tucker: No, Diane. Their insurance company. That's just stupid what you said.

MY GOD YOU FAT MAN - heheheheh i luv stewie

Quagmire: hey, I've never had a Spanish lady before; O-Lay

Peter: Why did the dinosaurs go extinct?

Man: Because you touch yourself at night...

(I think I have it right)

"I got a whole freezer full of popsicles!" lmfao

God [sets bar on fire]: Jesus Christ!
Jesus [appears]: What?
God: Get the Escalade, we're outta here.

shapoopee song brilliant

When Stewie says to the black guy "Can I touch your hair? Ooooh, it's like a sheep"

Bring it on Bitc*--When stewie is fighting lois.

"I have lots of popsicles In My Cellar"

That is the Classic Family Guy Episode so many funny moments there :L

Meg: I just want to kill myself I'm gonna go upstairs and eat a whole bowl of peanuts.
(Lois and Peter stare in silence)
Meg: I'm allergic to peanuts.
(Peter and Lois keep staring)
Meg: You dont know anything about me. (runs upstairs)
Peter: Who was that guy?

it was from that one episode but i remember peter was like well at least it was better then my 16 th birthday and he goes back and its was like happy birthday peter make a wish and then peter says my wish already came true and his friend throws the cake down and peter was like no not like this and they do it

its not really a quote but damm that was like soooo RANDOM and hilarious i was litterally lauging at night when i was trying to sleep i couldnt get it out of my head

Brittany Spears with baby in her Hand:

Brit (on Phone with baby in her hand while smoking): I know, I know (Pushes in soft spot on Babies head and uses it as ashtray) the gift basket was not worth the trip, not by a long shot. (Doorbell Rings) Oh, hold on, I got to get this. (Drops the baby).


Good Quote

"anyone who doesnt wanna go to war . . . is gay."
"i wanna go to war!"
"I wanna go to war"
"i was the one who wanted to go to war in the first place!"

any thing stewie says!:
"oh very good FAT MAN!"
"DAMN YOU ALL!!!!!!"
"BLAST!"
"DAMN YOU VILE WOMAN!!!!!"
"haha victory shall be mine!!"

lmfao!!!!!!! =D

nice question! catch *throws you a star!*


x lol

PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME !!!!!!!!!

ITS PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME.

stewie: mom mom mom mom mom mommy mommy mommy mama mama mama ma ma ma
louise:WHAT!
stewie:hi

Meg: I just want to kill myself I'm gonna go upstairs and eat a whole bowl of peanuts.
(Lois and Peter stare in silence)
Meg: I'm allergic to peanuts.
(Peter and Lois keep staring)
Meg: You dont know anything about me. (runs upstairs)
Peter: Who was that guy?
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Stewie: Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Momma! Momma! Momma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Momma! Momma! Momma!
Lois: WHAT!?
Stewie: Hi. [runs off giggling]

Peter- Touche salesman
Shut up Meg
Childhood obesity

Creepy Old guy to Chris- Get your fat *** back here

Louis- Peter i swear to god if you shock me im leaving you.

Looois! Mom Mom Mom Mom Mommy Mommy Mommy... Ma Ma Ma Ma Mom Mom Mom WHAT?! Hi ihihihihihihihi



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