Hey. Make me smile.?!


Question: im having a bad day and yeah i want to smile.

can someone make me laugh or smile or something?
Ill give a point to everyone and 10 points to the best answer.

Please just answer me for 2 points.

say something funny or something to cheer me up.


Answers: im having a bad day and yeah i want to smile.

can someone make me laugh or smile or something?
Ill give a point to everyone and 10 points to the best answer.

Please just answer me for 2 points.

say something funny or something to cheer me up.

pk this always makes my bff lThere were these 2 blondes standing outside in a parking lot next to there Mercadies vehicle.They were locked out so they were trying to get the door open with a close hanger. The 1st blonde said," You need to try harder. It's starting to rain and the top is down!"


A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop, someone asked,

"Where did you get that?"
The pig replied,
"I won her in a raffle"


A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette.

When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.

After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought,

"Oh! Those sheep are so adorable!"
She got out and walked over to the farmer and said,
"If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?"
The farmer, being a bit of a gambler himself, said she could have a try.

The blonde looked at the flock and guessed, "157."

The farmer was amazed - she was right! So the blonde, (who looked like a brunette), picked one out and got back into her car.

Before she left, farmer walked up to her and said.

"If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?"




A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after work for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 O'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge, and the blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump.

Sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead $50. The redhead said,

"I can't take this, you're my friend."
But the blonde insisted saying,
"No. A bet's a bet."

Then the redhead said

"Listen, I have to tell you that I saw this on the 5 O'clock news, so I can't take your money."

The blonde replied

"Well, so did I, but I didn't think he would jump again!"


A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied,


"You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."
agh

hubba bubba!

:D


Do it!

Im a cookin a somethin up.

Ooo this idiot chick today decided to wear like 4 inch heel stilettos with this whole "Im so much better than you" attitude, in the snowy and icy conditions and then she slipped on the ice in the middle of the crosswalk and she slid all the way to the end...and everyone laughed.

Stupid people are a good source of entertainment.
Just try to imagine this woman with her attitude being so embarrassed and the butt of jokes...lol..butt. Hers must have hurt a bit :D

Have I made your day a bit less sad?
Unless you're that 4-inch heels lady...then I would have made it even worse lol...

Eep :D

CHEESE, SH!T, PRUNES, or SEX.

Leopold Stotch



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