What is the appropriate punishment for a woman who inspects every single cherry !


Question: It's a salad bar, people. If you pay 1 cent for a cherry tomato that is not to your liking, will it really bankrupt you? People are trying to grab a quick lunch, you evil beyotch.

Poll: bacon bits or croutons?


Answers: It's a salad bar, people. If you pay 1 cent for a cherry tomato that is not to your liking, will it really bankrupt you? People are trying to grab a quick lunch, you evil beyotch.

Poll: bacon bits or croutons?

Tell her tomatoes are good for her prostate and she should keep on checking them to find the ones that have the big "P" on them, signifying extra prostate-y goodness.

I would throw my tomatoes at her. Tomatoes are like salt in my eyes. And so is a woman like that....

croutons.

hahahaaha!!! dump her immediately. and i prefer croutons.

Both! You have to have both!

Death by cherry tomato pelting. It may take a few weeks to finish her off, but it would be fun.

sneeze on her plate right after she has selected her "perfect" tomatoes

bacon bits - no carbs. Id say get in front of her in the line when paying for your food.

bacon bits

food fight!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Both

Just go around her. She's probably mentally disturbed.
Answer: bacon bits AND croutons!

both!
duh.

if she's the tomato expert, i'd sentence her to bathe in salsa every day for a month...
Bacon bits.. mmmm

steal her perfectly picked tomatoes and roll them on the floor. ooops!
croutons!

crutons. :)

hahahhaha, appropiate punishment would be taking them out completely or give her all the bad tomatos. ;)
Thats mean...nevermind, i wouldnt be good in food service, thats for sure.

Get her the latest hard-bound copy of "GENETICALLY ALTERED FOODS"

FOOD FIGHT !!!!!!!!!!!

..but I like both..........

croutons

Once she finds the perfect one, "accidentally" bump her plate so it rolls off and hits the floor. While she's reeling from shock, dart around her and continue on. I'd do it. I don't mess around when it's time to eat.

Neither. I don't eat meat and croutons hurt the roof of my mouth.

make a comment about cherry tomoatoes and e coli...

croutons!!!

Dump a tub of Thousand Island dressing over her head. Oh, and bacon bits.

Getting talked to by the manager!

In front of everyone in the place!

Poll : Both!

I hope she left the one with the fly on it.....those are soo hard to find...... aaaa , croutons

Chop her fingers off!
Bacon bits, unless they are homemade croutons. Then both.

You should trip her and make her drop her salad.

After she takes all that time to choose the perfect tomatoes, it would be an absolute tragedy if you accidentally knocked them off her plate and sent them rolling across the floor.

I agree. Just take a few or move on. If they don't look good, pass - why dig? No one ever died from NOT eating bad produce, you see.
However, I'm going to have to block and report you for even sugggesting that I choose between the afore mentioned toppers. That was a shameful act.

Make her inspect every lice in my hair.

She can eat any tasty ones to her liking.

With good aim and the target at the cornea. Croutons would be best. Bacon bits are too light and soft to leave any "real" damage. It would just be hard to get a direct aim is all.

Reach out and touch her plate.

fling some catalina dressing her way that oughta get her going

Croutons

Put a tomato in your mouth. When you see her coming, spit it out of your mouth back into the bowl with the rest of the tomatoes. Mix them up with your hand.



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