What should one NOT do in a public library?!
Question: blast a compressed air horn
Answers: blast a compressed air horn
fight with someone
Bring in a dog to take a dump at the self help section !
Play with fire.
Leave your children unattended. There are major freaks in there just waiting.....Protect your babies, they are depending on you.
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Talk loudly on a cell phone.
Have sex
Read out loud
Start a NAZI book burning rally. That really doesn't go down well. Nor does wearing your uniform on the way (especially when the WWII Vets are down their poppy thing by the Cenotaph).
Yell at your buddy instead of whispering.
Have sex with the Librerian....
clear the shelves of the books to have sex on them.
fart loudly - it echoes
Take your clothes off, jump on a table and yell, "Who likes barbecue" !
Talk out loud, while wearing only your underwear...= )