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Question: What did God have for breakfast each morning and what did he have to eat in his lunch break ?

I reckon it was Cocoa Pops witha cup of coffee on the side for breakfast and for lunch it was corn beef and Branston pickle sandwiches in wholemeal bread.

What do you think ?

This is one of those questions I have often pondered whilst suffering from insomnia.


Answers: What did God have for breakfast each morning and what did he have to eat in his lunch break ?

I reckon it was Cocoa Pops witha cup of coffee on the side for breakfast and for lunch it was corn beef and Branston pickle sandwiches in wholemeal bread.

What do you think ?

This is one of those questions I have often pondered whilst suffering from insomnia.

Pop tarts and a mug of bovril

surely it was ambrosia?

Organic or GM...

things that make you say huuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmm?

Why does god need to eat?

Thats essientally asking which came first the chicken or the egg

Although I know he gets down on some mac and cheese though

mmm that doughnut looks so yummy right now.

nothing. There wasn't any food created yet.

doubt he ever gets hungry

He had a milkway the morning he created the earth :)

God is a non-corporeal being and has no need to consume nutrition.

God didnt have any breakfast or lunch because he is not actually an ambient being, some people believe there is A God and others like me understand thier is no God but let people believe what they want.

An before any ignoramus says it no im not an athiest

i have frosties for breakfast and cornish pasty for lunch my followers

Insomnia makes you have deep thoughts.

I reckon for breakfast a big fry up, eggs, sausages, bacon, mushrooms and tomato's with bread on the side.

For lunch a chicken burger.

And you forgot dinner, roast beef with all the trimmings.

Why would god create all this meat if we if we weren't meant to eat it?

I think God was the original inventor of the Weetabix Week myself. I think he saw it as a creative challenge..."Well, that's the earth, the planets, the stars sorted out...now, what can I make to put on this thing so it doesn't taste like a raft made of pubic hair..."

As for lunch, I reckon he'd have been creatively drained by then, and who wants to prepare anything when you feel like that? I reckon he's have just popped down to McGodalds...



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