Good morning! Welcome to The Buk Show! Today's guest is John! AKA Lemon clea!

Question: Buk- So, what's the latest theme?
John- Maybe YOU have a THEME but I don't THINK you do.
Buk- I was thinking we could throw a party at a secret location.
John- My questions are being VIOLATED by PUNKS and REPORTERS so I can only answer and not ASK!
Buk- Why does rap music exist?
John- WHY does THIS QUESTION drive me NUTS?
Buk- Hey! You could be our DJ and play nothing but Banjo music!
John- I play ALL TYPES of music and I can't BELIEVE that BANJO MUSIC is copious enough to LAST THE NIGHT.
Buk- Yeah, but, banjo music is cool and we could ju-
John- No, BUK, we need a METRICULOUS theme for the MUSIC so don't HANDCUFF my abilities.
Buk- I was just thin-
John- SILENCE! Have you ever TRIED to sit through CRAP music for 8 LONG HOURS with TROLLS AND REPORTERS VIOLATING you CONSTANTLY for not playing THEIR kind of MUSIC? HUH??
Buk- Look, maybe just a little banjo music and then you cou-
John- I do BELIEVE that a CERTAIN CROWD might like it but the REPORTERS would get ANGRY.
Buk- )

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Answers: Buk- So, what's the latest theme?
John- Maybe YOU have a THEME but I don't THINK you do.
Buk- I was thinking we could throw a party at a secret location.
John- My questions are being VIOLATED by PUNKS and REPORTERS so I can only answer and not ASK!
Buk- Why does rap music exist?
John- WHY does THIS QUESTION drive me NUTS?
Buk- Hey! You could be our DJ and play nothing but Banjo music!
John- I play ALL TYPES of music and I can't BELIEVE that BANJO MUSIC is copious enough to LAST THE NIGHT.
Buk- Yeah, but, banjo music is cool and we could ju-
John- No, BUK, we need a METRICULOUS theme for the MUSIC so don't HANDCUFF my abilities.
Buk- I was just thin-
John- SILENCE! Have you ever TRIED to sit through CRAP music for 8 LONG HOURS with TROLLS AND REPORTERS VIOLATING you CONSTANTLY for not playing THEIR kind of MUSIC? HUH??
Buk- Look, maybe just a little banjo music and then you cou-
John- I do BELIEVE that a CERTAIN CROWD might like it but the REPORTERS would get ANGRY.
Buk- )

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Hayseed Dixie is atop my playlist, sir. I'll not sit idly twiddling my thumbs while you BASH bluegrass!
Ask another question, son!
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