What should you NEVER do while nude wrestling with overweight women?!
Question: Mistake a belly fold for the top rope of the ring.
Answers: Mistake a belly fold for the top rope of the ring.
Suck on their cankles...............that's just NASTY.
Have sx with them lol
Lose. LOL. Who knows what losing might include...
don't want to see
I've gotta stop here...
end up on the bottom...........ouch
her on top of me would be a killer.
Taunt them with BBQ
never show them the Italian sign.
Pull the fried chicken out her belly roll, oh it's on dude!
Ask them if the've lost weight recently.
Get pinned............
wip out a cheeseburger?
Open your eyes
Get stuck in one of the folds!!!
Look between the folds...you're better off not knowing what that greenish-grey substance really is, but just know, it's not belly button lint.
GIVE UP :)~
Never allow her get on top of you. Never
Use Bacon Grease as Cologne
let them get on top!
NOT get in the ring with them to wrestle maybe?
*mental picture.... ew*
get a hard on - can you imagine accidental sex?
Get on the bottom, you might suffocate
Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot .
Do it
Whisper in her ear that fat chicks turn you on....
Never get your head caught between those big meaty thighs.
Get a chubby!
Pull out a moldy cucumber from her belly button and go searching for some warm dip. Vegetables, wrestling and heavy women...not a good taste bud combination.
one you should never be nude wrestling with over weight women some one can get hurt