If you lived back in the Old West and were a gunfighter sidling into a saloon fo!
Question: ....and Richard Simmons challenged you to a gunfight, would you light his hair on fire?
Answers: ....and Richard Simmons challenged you to a gunfight, would you light his hair on fire?
Poor, poor Richard. He's just a nice little weird sweaty man that wants to help big ladies.
I'd scratch his eyes out
yes I would!
Yeah I probably would.
Richard Simmons is actually quite amusing.
No but I would kick him in the nuts. (That is if he has any... lol)
He would look better bald. His hair is kinda wild and wooly.
um..no. I would be far too busy laughing. I might light his azz on fire..just because I could. That hair..um..no..might spread and burn down the saloon.
hey..I'm thirsty.
;)
What would he use his pea shooter?
I just may give him a wedgie...those little polyester shiny shorts may do some damage....but he may already have damage to the anal cavity...alright, let me rethink this one...
yes, both ends.
Well I always wondered how gays were looked at back then. He'd probably get shot
heck yes and I would even do that to carrot top.
No I'd shoot him first.
it could happen, I'd love to him and Micheal Jackson in a gunfire...some how I think they would end up gettin it on instead of shooting each other
I'd throw my Sassafrass drink at him and run for the hills.
"Oh, won't ya' give me two steps, give me two steps mister, give me two steps toward the door . . ."
I'd remove those man-parts he doesn't seem to need anyway, and sell him to Madame Speedle who runs the local brothel.
No, I would want to see what kind of pistol he is packin!!!
I would give him a wedgie.....
His screams would even scare the tumbleweeds!!
Who is Richard Simmons
after i finished my drink
I would give him some @zzless chaps to go with those silky shorts he likes so much.
Would not have to go that far. I think a quick, hard slap across the face would be all that was needed to make him collapse into tears and be useless in a fight.
no, I would shot at his feet and tell him to "dance".!
Absolutely.
Nah, let him keep his hair. There aren't enough clowns in the old wild, wild west,,,,I still need to laugh, well at least a poor substitute for P&S is better than nothing,,,
No Id challenge him to a dance off....And bring out my best robo-afro moves.
Richard Simmons would be my right hand man. NO . . . . . . . WAIT ! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . THAT CAME OUT WRONG !!!
No I'd shoot as his feet and make him dance! LOL
I would DISCO to the tunes...
first I'd make him dance
actually, I'd be a saloon girl