Have you ever felt like the survivor of a ship wreck, floating in a boat of...?!
Question: ...billions of "life raft" refugees, who are all struggling to stay in the "life raft" to survive, occasionally getting thrown overboard by desperately heartless people, but climbing back in the "life raft" after having been attacked by sharks and chased by mermaids, and forgiving everyone for making you swim for a while outside the "raft" so that they could eat the rest of the "emergency kipper snacks," and not be forced to devour your mortal meat & bone with relish, like the naked amphibian savages that they are...?
And then everything is good again...? Anybody relate?
Answers: ...billions of "life raft" refugees, who are all struggling to stay in the "life raft" to survive, occasionally getting thrown overboard by desperately heartless people, but climbing back in the "life raft" after having been attacked by sharks and chased by mermaids, and forgiving everyone for making you swim for a while outside the "raft" so that they could eat the rest of the "emergency kipper snacks," and not be forced to devour your mortal meat & bone with relish, like the naked amphibian savages that they are...?
And then everything is good again...? Anybody relate?
Mermaids and kipper snacks. I try to stay in the boat and charm people with wit and humor so they don't eat me. Usually they find me as a cross between profound insight and comic relief - it keeps them guessing. Also, I am thin and don't have a lot of meat on my bones, so cannibalism seems to occur to others, not me.
Yes it feels like being put through a paper shredder.
Uhmm,
nope.
i always think there are sharks and nymphs under me though when im in the bathtub or swimming ):
Do you know how it feels when you lean back on just the two back legs of a chair and you almost lean too far and you start to fall but just at the last second you catch yourself? I feel like that all the time.
Sometimes I feel as if I answer another one of your questions my brain will explode onto the screen. That ever happen to you?
I have felt like I was all alone on a life raft, trying to stay afloat and take care of business at the same time.
Read "The Life of Pi"
No more like Robinson Crusoe and Tom Hanks