Stripper pole problem?!
Question: We have a strippers pole in our bedroom (had it for a while, long story) but now my parents are coming to visit...so I need to know how we can disguise it…hide it.
Got any ideas…
Answers: We have a strippers pole in our bedroom (had it for a while, long story) but now my parents are coming to visit...so I need to know how we can disguise it…hide it.
Got any ideas…
cut a lampshade and slip it around the top. tell them you got it at Wal~mart and thats why there is no bulb in it??
Put your bed next to it or make your room a fire department theme
tie hangers to it an tell them you were short of closet space
invisible tape
Pile stuff around it
no, im sorry, your beat.
ummm... ok, kind of strange. if it's in your bedroom, just keep the door shut and don't let your parents in. duh.
coat racket!
I have one too, but it's in my living room. I tell people that my house used to be a firehouse and taking out the pole would ruin the foundation of the building. It works for me.
pretend that your ceiling was sagging, so you had to put in an extra support post ;-)
hehehehee lol. decorate it and put pictures on it and say its for memories of people
Put fabric and fake vines on it and call it art
Pretend it is a beam holding your house up. Make sure to make a big fuss and complain how it is ruining the atmosphere of your bedroom.
Old people are clueless, they will buy it.
use it as a coat hanger or say its for structural support or its a pipe
um use it for clothes some how, decorate it with pictures and ifo for it to look like a bullitan board, or just dont let them go into your bedroom
Put some Christmas lights around it and tell them that is your night light.
THERES NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED OF IF YOUR A stripper
then find a chain saw and chop it down
put a voo doo doll head on the top of it..cover the rest of the pole with a blanky..and say u worship voo doo dolls.
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put a tetherball on it....
move your bed so it looks like a bedpost....
hang your country's flag on it...
Cut a load of ivy from somewhere and wire it on so it just looks like a huge plant.
Or drape girls around it so they cant see it. ;o)
Wrap garland and Christmas lights around it just to make it look festive.
We have one in our basement but it's not a stripper pole. We have spray painted it a couple of times. So you could decorate it, pretending it's a decoration.
Wrap ribbons around it and say it's for decoration. Or you can just say the house came with it (I don't know if that will work though)...
if you live on your own, it shouldn't be any of their business! Just keep your door shut !<3
don't let your parents look in your room
there's no reason for them to
put carpet around it and say that it is a support beam
haha that should work
look for the video that touts stripper poles as being a great work out .
and tell them it's so you can keep in great shape.
Teri Jaworski performs her pole routine during a workout session at the ‘S Factor’ dance studio.
come on you don't need to to disguise it
or if you do buy a fake antebellum column like they have on mansions
http://www.carlhouse.com/pictures%209-1/...
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Make it into something they can relate to: red and white cascading around diagonally can be a vintage barber shop theme, or a humongus candy cane (just put Santa next to it and say, "Christmas was so wonderful, we decided to keep the celebration going!") Dress it up like a mannequin! Make a silk flower arrangement of ivy crawling up the pole and around the base of it! Put a large picture of a horse on it, make your entire bedroom an old fashioned Carnival, or Three Ring Circus scene! Put a bunch of clown faces on that thang! Then, after your parents leave, you and your Sweetie go in there, make happy, crazy love, and laff your @ss off!